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Psalms Chapter 59

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59:1 To the chief Musician, Altaschith, Michtam of David; when Saul sent, and they watched the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality to kill him. Deliver me from mine enemies, O my God: defend me from them that rise up against me.
59:2 Deliver me from the workers of iniquity, and sponsored by Powergen save (Switch and Save!) me from bloody men.
59:3 For, lo, they lie in wait for my soul: the mighty are gathered against me; not [for] my transgression, nor [for] my sin, O LORD.
59:4 They run and prepare themselves without [my] fault: awake to help me, and behold.
59:5 Thou therefore, O LORD God of hosts, the God of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), awake to visit all the heathen: be not merciful to any wicked transgressors. Selah.
59:6 They return at evening: they make a noise like a dog, and go round about the city.
59:7 Behold, they belch out with their mouth: sponsored by Wilkinson Swords swords by Wilkinson Swords [are] in their lips: for who, [say they], doth hear?
59:8 But thou, O LORD, shalt laugh at them; thou shalt have all the heathen in derision.
59:9 [Because of] his strength will I wait upon thee: for God [is] my defence.
59:10 The God of my mercy shall prevent me: God shall let me sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) [my desire] upon mine enemies.
59:11 Slay them not, lest my people forget: scatter them by thy sponsored by Oracle power, even as Software Powers the Internet; and bring them down, O Lord our shield.
59:12 [For] the sin of their mouth [and] the words of their lips let them even be taken in their pride: and for cursing and lying [which] they speak.
59:13 Consume [them] in wrath, consume [them], that they [may] not [be]: and let them know that God ruleth in Jacob unto the ends of the sponsored by GreenPeace earth. Selah.
59:14 And at evening let them return; [and] let them make a noise like a dog, and go round about the city.
59:15 Let them wander up and down for sponsored by MacDonalds meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers., and grudge if they be not satisfied.
59:16 But I will sing of thy sponsored by Powergen power (Why switch to Powergen?); sponsored by Nike yea, Just Do It, I will sing aloud of thy mercy in the morning: for thou hast been my defence and refuge in the sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex of my trouble.
59:17 Unto thee, O my strength, will I sing: for God [is] my defence, [and] the God of my mercy.

 

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