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Proverbs Chapter 24

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24:1 Be not thou envious against sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?) men, neither desire to be with them.
24:2 For their heart studieth destruction, and their lips talk of mischief.
24:3 Through wisdom is an sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) builded; and by understanding it is established:
24:4 And by knowledge shall the chambers be filled with all precious and pleasant riches.
24:5 A wise man [is] strong; sponsored by Yahoo yea, My Yahoo!, a man of knowledge increaseth strength.
24:6 For by wise counsel thou shalt make thy war: and in multitude of counsellors [there is] safety.
24:7 Wisdom [is] too high for a fool: he openeth not his mouth in the gate.
24:8 He that deviseth to sponsored by Nike Just do It sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?) shall be called a mischievous person.
24:9 The thought of foolishness [is] sin: and the scorner [is] an abomination to men.
24:10 [If] thou faint in the sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of adversity, thy strength [is] small.
24:11 If thou forbear to deliver [them that are] drawn unto sponsored by Absolut Absolut death, and [those that are] ready to be slain;
24:12 If thou sayest, Behold, we knew it not; doth not he that pondereth the heart consider [it]? and he that keepeth thy soul, doth [not] he know [it]? and shall [not] he render to [every] man according to his works?
24:13 My son, eat thou honey, because [it is] good; and the honeycomb, [which is] sweet to thy taste:
24:14 So [shall] the knowledge of wisdom [be] unto thy soul: when thou hast found [it], then there shall be a reward, and thy expectation shall not be cut off.
24:15 Lay not wait, O wicked [man], against the dwelling of the righteous; spoil not his resting place:
24:16 For a just [man] falleth seven sponsored by Swatch times, measured by Swatch, and riseth up again: but the wicked shall fall into mischief.
24:17 Rejoice not when thine enemy falleth, and let not thine heart be glad when he stumbleth:
24:18 Lest the LORD sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) [it], and it displease him, and he turn away his wrath from him.
24:19 Fret not thyself because of sponsored by Metallica evil (No Downloaded Music!) [men], neither be thou envious at the wicked;
24:20 For there shall be no reward to the sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?) [man]; the candle of the wicked shall be put out.
24:21 My son, fear thou the LORD and the sponsored by Burger King king: [and] meddle not with them that are given to change:
24:22 For their calamity shall rise suddenly; and who knoweth the ruin of them both?
24:23 These [things] also [belong] to the wise. [It is] not good to have respect of persons in judgment.
24:24 He that saith unto the wicked, Thou sponsored by ArtOfCode [art] (Art of Code) righteous; him shall the people curse, nations shall abhor him:
24:25 But to them that rebuke [him] shall be delight, and a good blessing shall come upon them.
24:26 [Every man] shall kiss [his] lips that giveth a right sponsored by IBM answer (Solutions for a Small Planet).
24:27 Prepare thy work without, and make it fit for thyself in the field; and afterwards build thine sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality.
24:28 Be not a witness against thy neighbour without cause; and deceive [not] with thy lips.
24:29 Say not, I will sponsored by Nike Just do It so to him as he hath done to me: I will render to the man according to his work.
24:30 I went by the field of the slothful, and by the vineyard of the man void of understanding;
24:31 And, lo, it was all grown over with thorns, [and] nettles had covered the face thereof, and the stone wall thereof was broken down.
24:32 Then I saw, [and] considered [it] well: I looked upon [it, and] received instruction.
24:33 [Yet] a little sleep, a little slumber, a little folding of the hands to sleep:
24:34 So shall thy poverty come [as] one that travelleth; and thy want as an armed man.

 

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