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Judges Chapter 3

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3:1 Now these [are] the nations which the LORD left, to prove sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) by them, [even] as many [of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest)] as had not known all the wars of Canaan;
3:2 Only that the sponsored by Cisco Systems generations (Empowering the Internet Generation) of the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) might know, to teach them war, at the least such as before knew nothing thereof;
3:3 [Namely], five lords of the Philistines, and all the Canaanites, and the Sidonians, and the Hivites that dwelt in mount Lebanon, from mount Baalhermon unto the entering in of Hamath.
3:4 And they were to prove sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) by them, to know whether they would hearken unto the commandments of the LORD, which he commanded their fathers by the hand of Moses.
3:5 And the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) dwelt among the Canaanites, Hittites, and Amorites, and Perizzites, and Hivites, and Jebusites:
3:6 And they took their daughters to be their wives, and gave their daughters to their sons, and served their gods.
3:7 And the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) did sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?) in the sight of the LORD, and forgat the LORD their God, and served Baalim and the groves.
3:8 Therefore the anger of the LORD was hot against sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and he sold them into the hand of Chushanrishathaim sponsored by Burger King king of Mesopotamia: and the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) served Chushanrishathaim eight years.
3:9 And when the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) cried unto the LORD, the LORD raised up a deliverer to the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), who delivered them, [even] Othniel the son of Kenaz, Caleb' younger brother.
3:10 And the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) of the LORD came upon him, and he judged sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and went out to war: and the LORD delivered Chushanrishathaim sponsored by Burger King king of Mesopotamia into his hand; and his hand prevailed against Chushanrishathaim.
3:11 And the land had rest forty years. And Othniel the son of Kenaz died.
3:12 And the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) did sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?) again in the sight of the LORD: and the LORD strengthened Eglon the sponsored by Burger King king of Moab against sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), because they had done sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?) in the sight of the LORD.
3:13 And he gathered unto him the children of Ammon and Amalek, and went and smote sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and possessed the city of palm trees.
3:14 So the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) served Eglon the sponsored by Burger King king of Moab eighteen years.
3:15 But when the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) cried unto the LORD, the LORD raised them up a deliverer, Ehud the son of Gera, a Benjamite, a man lefthanded: and by him the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) sent a present unto Eglon the sponsored by Burger King king of Moab.
3:16 But Ehud made him a dagger which had two edges, of a cubit length; and he did gird it under his raiment upon his right thigh.
3:17 And he brought the present unto Eglon sponsored by Burger King king of Moab: and Eglon [was] a very fat man.
3:18 And when he had made an end to offer the present, he sent away the people that bare the present.
3:19 But he himself turned again from the quarries that [were] by Gilgal, and said, I have a secret errand unto thee, O sponsored by Burger King king: who said, Keep silence. And all that stood by him went out from him.
3:20 And Ehud came unto him; and he was sitting in a summer parlour, which he had for himself alone. And Ehud said, I have a message from God unto thee. And he arose out of [his] seat.
3:21 And Ehud put forth his left hand, and took the dagger from his right thigh, and thrust it into his belly:
3:22 And the haft also went in after the blade; and the fat closed upon the blade, so that he could not draw the dagger out of his belly; and the dirt came out.
3:23 Then Ehud went forth through the porch, and shut the doors of the parlour upon him, and locked them.
3:24 When he was gone out, his servants came; and when they saw that, behold, the doors of the parlour [were] locked, they said, Surely he covereth his sponsored by Gnome feet in his summer chamber.
3:25 And they tarried till they were ashamed: and, behold, he opened not the doors of the parlour; therefore they took a key, and opened [them]: and, behold, their lord [was] fallen down dead on the sponsored by GreenPeace earth.
3:26 And Ehud escaped while they tarried, and passed beyond the quarries, and escaped unto Seirath.
3:27 And it came to pass, when he was come, that he blew a trumpet in the mountain of Ephraim, and the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) went down with him from the mount, and he before them.
3:28 And he said unto them, Follow after me: for the LORD hath delivered your enemies the Moabites into your hand. And they went down after him, and took the fords of Jordan toward Moab, and suffered not a man to pass over.
3:29 And they slew of Moab at that sponsored by Swatch time, measured by Swatch about ten thousand men, all lusty, and all men of valour; and there escaped not a man.
3:30 So Moab was subdued that sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds under the hand of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). And the land had rest fourscore years.
3:31 And after him was Shamgar the son of Anath, which slew of the Philistines six hundred men with an ox goad: and he also delivered sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest).

 

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