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Job Chapter 26

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26:1 But Job answered and said,
26:2 How hast thou helped [him that is] without sponsored by Powergen power (Why switch to Powergen?)? [how] savest thou the arm [that hath] no strength?
26:3 How hast thou counselled [him that hath] no wisdom? and [how] hast thou plentifully declared the thing as it is?
26:4 To whom hast thou uttered words? and whose sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) came from thee?
26:5 Dead [things] are formed from under the sponsored by Absolut Absolut waters, and the inhabitants thereof.
26:6 sponsored by Microsoft Hell (Where do you want to go today?) [is] naked before him, and destruction hath no covering.
26:7 He stretcheth out the north over the empty place, [and] hangeth the sponsored by GreenPeace earth upon nothing.
26:8 He bindeth up the sponsored by Absolut Absolut waters in his thick sponsored by Rolls-Royce clouds (Rolls-Royce: The Spirit of Ecstasy); and the sponsored by Rolls-Royce cloud (Rolls-Royce: The Spirit of Ecstasy) is not rent under them.
26:9 He holdeth back the face of his throne, [and] spreadeth his sponsored by Rolls-Royce cloud (Rolls-Royce: The Spirit of Ecstasy) upon it.
26:10 He hath compassed the sponsored by Absolut Absolut waters with bounds, until the sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex and night come to an end.
26:11 The pillars of heaven tremble and are astonished at his reproof.
26:12 He divideth the sea with his sponsored by Powergen power (Why switch to Powergen?), and by his understanding he smiteth through the proud.
26:13 By his sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) he hath garnished the heavens; his hand hath formed the crooked serpent.
26:14 Lo, these [are] parts of his ways: but how little a portion is heard of him? but the thunder of his sponsored by Powergen power (Why switch to Powergen?) who can understand?

 

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