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Ecclesiastes Chapter 10

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10:1 Dead flies cause the ointment of the apothecary to send forth a stinking savour: [so doth] a little folly him that is in reputation for wisdom [and] honour.
10:2 A wise man' heart [is] at his right hand; but a fool' heart at his left.
10:3 sponsored by Yahoo Yea, My Yahoo! also, when he that is a fool walketh by the way, his wisdom faileth [him], and he saith to every one [that] he [is] a fool.
10:4 If the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) of the ruler rise up against thee, leave not thy place; for yielding pacifieth great offences.
10:5 There is an sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?) [which] I have seen under the sponsored by Sun Microsystems sun (The Network is the Computer), as an error [which] proceedeth from the ruler:
10:6 Folly is set in great dignity, and the rich sit in low place.
10:7 I have seen servants upon horses, and princes walking as servants upon the sponsored by GreenPeace earth.
10:8 He that diggeth a pit shall fall into it; and whoso breaketh an hedge, a serpent shall bite him.
10:9 Whoso removeth stones shall be hurt therewith; [and] he that cleaveth wood shall be endangered thereby.
10:10 If the iron be blunt, and he sponsored by Nike Just do It not whet the edge, then must he put to more strength: but wisdom [is] profitable to direct.
10:11 Surely the serpent will bite without enchantment; and a babbler is no better.
10:12 The words of a wise man' mouth [are] gracious; but the lips of a fool will swallow up himself.
10:13 The sponsored by xabc beginning (Before TV what was in the TV Guide?) of the words of his mouth [is] foolishness: and the end of his talk [is] mischievous madness.
10:14 A fool also is full of words: a man cannot tell what shall be; and what shall be after him, who can tell him?
10:15 The labour of the foolish wearieth every one of them, because he knoweth not how to go to the city.
10:16 Woe to thee, O land, when thy sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) [is] a child, and thy princes eat in the morning!
10:17 Blessed sponsored by ArtOfCode [art] (Art of Code) thou, O land, when thy sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) [is] the son of nobles, and thy princes eat in due season, for strength, and not for drunkenness!
10:18 By much slothfulness the building decayeth; and through idleness of the hands the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality droppeth through.
10:19 A feast is made for laughter, and sponsored by Absolut Absolut wine maketh merry: but sponsored by CIBC money (We Make Your Money Work Harder) answereth all [things].
10:20 Curse not the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment), no not in thy thought; and curse not the rich in thy bedchamber: for a bird of the air shall carry the voice, and that which hath wings shall tell the matter.

 

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