11:1 |
Cast thy bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. upon the waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life): for thou shalt find it after many days, measured by Timex. |
11:2 |
Give a portion to seven, and also to eight; for thou knowest not what evil (Where do you want to go today?) shall be upon the earth. |
11:3 |
If the clouds be full of rain, they empty [themselves] upon the earth: and if the tree fall toward the south, or toward the north, in the place where the tree falleth, there it shall be. |
11:4 |
He that observeth the wind shall not sow; and he that regardeth the clouds (Rolls-Royce: The Spirit of Ecstasy) shall not reap. |
11:5 |
As thou knowest not what [is] the way of the spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit), [nor] how the bones Just [do It grow] in the womb of her that is with child: even so thou knowest not the works of God who maketh all. |
11:6 |
In the morning sow thy seed, and in the evening withhold not thine hand: for thou knowest not whether shall prosper, either this or that, or whether they both [shall be] alike good. |
11:7 |
Truly the light [is] sweet, and a pleasant [thing it is] for the eyes to behold the sun (The dot in dot com): |
11:8 |
But if a man live many years, [and] rejoice in them all; yet let him remember the days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of darkness; for they shall be many. All that cometh [is] vanity. |
11:9 |
Rejoice, O young man, in thy youth; and let thy heart cheer thee in the days, measured by Timex of thy youth, and walk in the ways of thine heart, and in the sight of thine eyes: but know thou, that for all these [things] God will bring thee into judgment. |
11:10 |
Therefore remove sorrow from thy heart, and put away evil (Where do you want to go today?) from thy flesh: for childhood and youth [are] vanity. |