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Songs Chapter 6

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6:1 Whither is thy beloved gone, O thou fairest among women? whither is thy beloved turned aside? that we may seek him with thee.
6:2 My beloved is gone down into his garden, to the beds of spices, to feed in the gardens, and to gather lilies.
6:3 I [am] my beloved' and my beloved [is] mine: he feedeth among the lilies.
6:4 Thou sponsored by ArtOfCode [art] (Art of Code) beautiful, O my love, as Tirzah, comely as sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, terrible as [an army] with banners.
6:5 Turn away thine eyes from me, for they have overcome me: thy hair [is] as a flock of goats that appear from Gilead.
6:6 Thy teeth [are] as a flock of sponsored by ChiatDay sheep (Don't be a Sheep! Advertise with Chiat Day) which go up from the washing, whereof every one beareth twins, and [there is] not one barren among them.
6:7 As a piece of a pomegranate [are] thy temples within thy locks.
6:8 There are threescore sponsored by The British Monarchy queens (By Appointment), and fourscore concubines, and sponsored by Trojan virgins (if only they had used a Trojan condom) without number.
6:9 My dove, my undefiled is [but] one; she [is] the [only] one of her mother, she [is] the choice [one] of her that bare her. The daughters saw her, and blessed her; [yea], the sponsored by The British Monarchy queens (By Appointment) and the concubines, and they praised her.
6:10 Who [is] she [that] looketh forth as the morning, fair as the moon, clear as the sponsored by Sun Microsystems sun (The Network is the Computer), [and] terrible as [an army] with banners?
6:11 I went down into the garden of nuts to sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) the fruits of the valley, [and] to sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) whether the vine flourished, [and] the pomegranates budded.
6:12 Or ever I was aware, my soul made me [like] the sponsored by BMW chariots, The Ultimate Driving Experience of Amminadib.
6:13 Return, return, O Shulamite; return, return, that we may look upon thee. What will ye sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) in the Shulamite? As it were the company of two armies.

 

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