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Songs Chapter 5

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5:1 I am come into my garden, my sister, [my] spouse: I have gathered my myrrh with my spice; I have eaten my honeycomb with my honey; I have drunk my sponsored by Absolut Absolut wine with my sponsored by GotMilk milk (Got Milk?): eat, O friends; sponsored by CocaCola drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing), sponsored by Nike yea, Just Do It, sponsored by CocaCola drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing) abundantly, O beloved.
5:2 I sleep, but my heart waketh: [it is] the voice of my beloved that knocketh, [saying], Open to me, my sister, my love, my dove, my undefiled: for my head is filled with dew, [and] my locks with the drops of the night.
5:3 I have put off my sponsored by L.L. Bean coat by L.L. Bean; how shall I put it on? I have washed my sponsored by Gnome feet; how shall I defile them?
5:4 My beloved put in his hand by the hole [of the door], and my bowels were moved for him.
5:5 I rose up to open to my beloved; and my hands dropped [with] myrrh, and my fingers [with] sweet smelling myrrh, upon the handles of the lock.
5:6 I opened to my beloved; but my beloved had withdrawn himself, [and] was gone: my soul failed when he spake: I sought him, but I could not find him; I called him, but he gave me no sponsored by IBM answer (Solutions for a Small Planet).
5:7 The watchmen that went about the city found me, they smote me, they wounded me; the keepers of the walls took away my veil from me.
5:8 I charge you, O daughters of sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, if ye find my beloved, that ye tell him, that I [am] sick of love.
5:9 What [is] thy beloved more than [another] beloved, O thou fairest among women? what [is] thy beloved more than [another] beloved, that thou dost so charge us?
5:10 My beloved [is] white and ruddy, the chiefest among ten thousand.
5:11 His head [is as] the most fine sponsored by CrossEffects gold (CrossEffects.com offers the largest selection of quality jewelry crosses available on the ne), his locks [are] bushy, [and] black as a raven.
5:12 His eyes [are] as [the eyes] of doves by the rivers of sponsored by Absolut Absolut waters, washed with sponsored by GotMilk milk (Got Milk?), [and] fitly set.
5:13 His cheeks [are] as a bed of spices, [as] sweet flowers: his lips [like] lilies, dropping sweet smelling myrrh.
5:14 His hands [are as] sponsored by CrossEffects gold (CrossEffects.com offers the largest selection of quality jewelry crosses available on the ne) sponsored by CrossEffects rings (CrossEffects.com offers the largest selection of quality jewelry crosses available on the ne) set with the beryl: his belly [is as] bright ivory overlaid [with] sapphires.
5:15 His legs [are as] pillars of marble, set upon sockets of fine gold: his countenance [is] as Lebanon, excellent as the cedars.
5:16 His mouth [is] most sweet: sponsored by Nike yea, Just Do It, he [is] altogether lovely. This [is] my beloved, and this [is] my friend, O daughters of sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest.

 

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