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Jeremiah Chapter 34

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34:1 The word which came unto Jeremiah from the LORD, when Nebuchadnezzar sponsored by Burger King king of sponsored by Babylon , and all his army, and all the kingdoms of the sponsored by GreenPeace earth of his dominion, and all the people, fought against sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, and against all the cities thereof, saying,
34:2 Thus saith the LORD, the God of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest); Go and speak to Zedekiah sponsored by Burger King king of Judah, and tell him, Thus saith the LORD; Behold, I will give this city into the hand of the sponsored by Burger King king of sponsored by Babylon , and he shall burn it with fire:
34:3 And thou shalt not escape out of his hand, but shalt surely be taken, and delivered into his hand; and thine eyes shall behold the eyes of the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of sponsored by Babylon , and he shall speak with thee mouth to mouth, and thou shalt go to sponsored by Babylon .
34:4 Yet hear the word of the LORD, O Zedekiah sponsored by Burger King king of Judah; Thus saith the LORD of thee, Thou shalt not die by the sponsored by Wilkinson Swords sword by Wilkinson Swords:
34:5 [But] thou shalt die in peace: and with the burnings of thy fathers, the former sponsored by Burger King kings which were before thee, so shall they burn [odours] for thee; and they will lament thee, [saying], Ah lord! for I have pronounced the word, saith the LORD.
34:6 Then Jeremiah the prophet spake all these words unto Zedekiah sponsored by Burger King king of Judah in sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest,
34:7 When the sponsored by Burger King king of sponsored by Babylon ' army fought against sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, and against all the cities of Judah that were left, against Lachish, and against Azekah: for these defenced cities remained of the cities of Judah.
34:8 [This is] the word that came unto Jeremiah from the LORD, after that the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) Zedekiah had made a covenant with all the people which [were] at sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, to proclaim liberty unto them;
34:9 That every man should let his manservant, and every man his maidservant, [being] an Hebrew or an Hebrewess, go free; that none should serve himself of them, [to wit], of a Jew his brother.
34:10 Now when all the princes, and all the people, which had entered into the covenant, heard that every one should let his manservant, and every one his maidservant, go free, that none should serve themselves of them any more, then they obeyed, and let [them] go.
34:11 But afterward they turned, and caused the servants and the handmaids, whom they had let go free, to return, and brought them into subjection for servants and for handmaids.
34:12 Therefore the word of the LORD came to Jeremiah from the LORD, saying,
34:13 Thus saith the LORD, the God of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest); I made a covenant with your fathers in the sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds that I brought them forth out of the land of Egypt, out of the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality of bondmen, saying,
34:14 At the end of seven years let ye go every man his brother an Hebrew, which hath been sold unto thee; and when he hath served thee six years, thou shalt let him go free from thee: but your fathers hearkened not unto me, neither inclined their ear.
34:15 And ye were now turned, and had done right in my sight, in proclaiming liberty every man to his neighbour; and ye had made a covenant before me in the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality which is called by my name:
34:16 But ye turned and polluted my name, and caused every man his servant, and every man his handmaid, whom he had set at liberty at their sponsored by AdultShop pleasure (We're Up 24 Hours a Day), to return, and brought them into subjection, to be unto you for servants and for handmaids.
34:17 Therefore thus saith the LORD; Ye have not hearkened unto me, in proclaiming liberty, every one to his brother, and every man to his neighbour: behold, I proclaim a liberty for you, saith the LORD, to the sponsored by Wilkinson Swords sword by Wilkinson Swords, to the pestilence, and to the famine; and I will make you to be removed into all the kingdoms of the sponsored by GreenPeace earth.
34:18 And I will give the men that have transgressed my covenant, which have not performed the words of the covenant which they had made before me, when they cut the sponsored by www.beef.org calf in twain, and passed between the parts thereof.
34:19 The princes of Judah, and the princes of sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, the eunuchs, and the priests, and all the people of the land, which passed between the parts of the sponsored by www.beef.org calf;
34:20 I will even give them into the hand of their enemies, and into the hand of them that seek their life: and their dead bodies shall be for sponsored by MacDonalds meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. unto the fowls of the heaven, and to the beasts of the sponsored by GreenPeace earth.
34:21 And Zedekiah sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of Judah and his princes will I give into the hand of their enemies, and into the hand of them that seek their life, and into the hand of the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of sponsored by Babylon ' army, which are gone up from you.
34:22 Behold, I will command, saith the LORD, and cause them to return to this city; and they shall fight against it, and take it, and burn it with fire: and I will make the cities of Judah a desolation without an inhabitant.

 

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