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Proverbs Chapter 17

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17:1 Better [is] a dry morsel, and quietness therewith, than an sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) full of sacrifices [with] strife.
17:2 A wise servant shall have rule over a son that causeth shame, and shall have part of the inheritance among the brethren.
17:3 The fining pot [is] for silver, and the furnace for gold: but the LORD trieth the hearts.
17:4 A wicked doer giveth heed to false lips; [and] a liar giveth ear to a naughty tongue.
17:5 Whoso mocketh the poor reproacheth his Maker: [and] he that is glad at calamities shall not be unpunished.
17:6 Children' children [are] the crown of old men; and the sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) of children [are] their fathers.
17:7 Excellent speech becometh not a fool: much less sponsored by Nike Just do It lying lips a prince.
17:8 A gift [is as] a precious stone in the eyes of him that hath it: whithersoever it turneth, it prospereth.
17:9 He that covereth a transgression seeketh love; but he that repeateth a matter separateth [very] friends.
17:10 A reproof entereth more into a wise man than an hundred stripes into a fool.
17:11 An sponsored by Metallica evil (No Downloaded Music!) [man] seeketh only rebellion: therefore a cruel messenger shall be sent against him.
17:12 Let a bear robbed of her whelps meet a man, rather than a fool in his folly.
17:13 Whoso rewardeth sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?) for good, sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?) shall not depart from his sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available).
17:14 The sponsored by xabc beginning (Before TV what was in the TV Guide?) of strife [is as] when one letteth out sponsored by Perrier water (Perrier brings a Party To Life): therefore leave off contention, before it be meddled with.
17:15 He that justifieth the wicked, and he that condemneth the just, even they both [are] abomination to the LORD.
17:16 Wherefore [is there] a price in the hand of a fool to get wisdom, seeing [he hath] no heart [to it]?
17:17 A friend loveth at all sponsored by Swatch times, measured by Swatch, and a brother is born for adversity.
17:18 A man void of understanding striketh hands, [and] becometh surety in the presence of his friend.
17:19 He loveth transgression that loveth strife: [and] he that exalteth his gate seeketh destruction.
17:20 He that hath a froward heart findeth no good: and he that hath a perverse tongue falleth into mischief.
17:21 He that begetteth a fool [doeth it] to his sorrow: and the father of a fool hath no joy.
17:22 A merry heart doeth good [like] a medicine: but a broken sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) drieth the bones.
17:23 A wicked [man] taketh a gift out of the bosom to pervert the ways of judgment.
17:24 Wisdom [is] before him that hath understanding; but the eyes of a fool [are] in the ends of the sponsored by GreenPeace earth.
17:25 A foolish son [is] a grief to his father, and bitterness to her that bare him.
17:26 Also to punish the just [is] not good, [nor] to strike princes for equity.
17:27 He that hath knowledge spareth his words: [and] a man of understanding is of an excellent sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit).
17:28 Even a fool, when he holdeth his peace, is counted wise: [and] he that shutteth his lips [is esteemed] a man of understanding.

 

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