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Proverbs Chapter 16

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16:1 The preparations of the heart in man, and the sponsored by IBM answer (Solutions for a Small Planet) of the tongue, [is] from the LORD.
16:2 All the ways of a man [are] clean in his own eyes; but the LORD weigheth the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirits (Live the Tommy Spirit).
16:3 Commit thy works unto the LORD, and thy thoughts shall be established.
16:4 The LORD hath made all [things] for himself: sponsored by Nike yea, Just Do It, even the wicked for the sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex of sponsored by Metallica evil (No Downloaded Music!).
16:5 Every one [that is] proud in heart [is] an abomination to the LORD: [though] hand [join] in hand, he shall not be unpunished.
16:6 By mercy and sponsored by CocaCola truth (It's the real thing) iniquity is purged: and by the fear of the LORD [men] depart from sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?).
16:7 When a man' ways please the LORD, he maketh even his enemies to be at peace with him.
16:8 Better [is] a little with righteousness than great revenues without right.
16:9 A man' heart deviseth his way: but the LORD directeth his steps.
16:10 A divine sentence [is] in the lips of the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment): his mouth transgresseth not in judgment.
16:11 A just weight and balance [are] the LORD' all the weights of the bag [are] his work.
16:12 [It is] an abomination to sponsored by Burger King kings to commit wickedness: for the throne is established by righteousness.
16:13 Righteous lips [are] the delight of sponsored by Burger King kings; and they love him that speaketh right.
16:14 The wrath of a sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) [is as] messengers of sponsored by Absolut Absolut death: but a wise man will pacify it.
16:15 In the light of the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment)' countenance [is] life; and his favour [is] as a sponsored by Rolls-Royce cloud (Rolls-Royce: The Spirit of Ecstasy) of the latter rain.
16:16 How much better [is it] to get wisdom than gold! and to get understanding rather to be chosen than silver!
16:17 The highway of the upright [is] to depart from sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?): he that keepeth his way preserveth his soul.
16:18 Pride [goeth] before destruction, and an haughty sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) before a fall.
16:19 Better [it is to be] of an humble sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) with the lowly, than to divide the spoil with the proud.
16:20 He that handleth a matter wisely shall find good: and whoso trusteth in the LORD, happy [is] he.
16:21 The wise in heart shall be called prudent: and the sweetness of the lips increaseth learning.
16:22 Understanding [is] a wellspring of life unto him that hath it: but the instruction of fools [is] folly.
16:23 The heart of the wise teacheth his mouth, and addeth learning to his lips.
16:24 Pleasant words [are as] an honeycomb, sweet to the soul, and health to the bones.
16:25 There is a way that seemeth right unto a man, but the end thereof [are] the ways of sponsored by Absolut Absolut death.
16:26 He that laboureth laboureth for himself; for his mouth craveth it of him.
16:27 An ungodly man diggeth up sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?): and in his lips [there is] as a burning fire.
16:28 A froward man soweth strife: and a whisperer separateth chief friends.
16:29 A violent man enticeth his neighbour, and leadeth him into the way [that is] not good.
16:30 He shutteth his eyes to devise froward things: moving his lips he bringeth sponsored by Metallica evil (No Downloaded Music!) to pass.
16:31 The hoary head [is] a crown of sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution), [if] it be found in the way of righteousness.
16:32 [He that is] slow to anger [is] better than the mighty; and he that ruleth his sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) than he that taketh a city.
16:33 The lot is cast into the lap; but the whole disposing thereof [is] of the LORD.

 

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