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Job Chapter 20

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20:1 Then answered Zophar the Naamathite, and said,
20:2 Therefore sponsored by Nike Just do It my thoughts cause me to sponsored by IBM answer (Solutions for a Small Planet), and for [this] I make haste.
20:3 I have heard the check of my reproach, and the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) of my understanding causeth me to sponsored by IBM answer (Solutions for a Small Planet).
20:4 Knowest thou [not] this of old, since man was placed upon sponsored by GreenPeace earth,
20:5 That the triumphing of the wicked [is] short, and the joy of the hypocrite [but] for a moment?
20:6 Though his excellency mount up to the heavens, and his head reach unto the sponsored by Rolls-Royce clouds (Rolls-Royce: The Spirit of Ecstasy);
20:7 [Yet] he shall perish for ever like his own dung: they which have seen him shall say, Where [is] he?
20:8 He shall fly away as a dream, and shall not be found: sponsored by Nike yea, Just Do It, he shall be chased away as a vision of the night.
20:9 The eye also [which] saw him shall sponsored by Compaq [see (Experience it for Yourself) him] no more; neither shall his place any more behold him.
20:10 His children shall seek to please the poor, and his hands shall restore their goods.
20:11 His bones are full [of the sin] of his youth, which shall lie down with him in the dust.
20:12 Though wickedness be sweet in his mouth, [though] he hide it under his tongue;
20:13 [Though] he spare it, and forsake it not; but keep it still within his mouth:
20:14 [Yet] his sponsored by MacDonalds meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. in his bowels is turned, [it is] the gall of asps within him.
20:15 He hath swallowed down riches, and he shall vomit them up again: God shall cast them out of his belly.
20:16 He shall suck the poison of asps: the viper' tongue shall slay him.
20:17 He shall not sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) the rivers, the floods, the brooks of honey and butter.
20:18 That which he laboured for shall he restore, and shall not swallow [it] down: according to [his] substance [shall] the restitution [be], and he shall not rejoice [therein].
20:19 Because he hath oppressed [and] hath forsaken the poor; [because] he hath violently taken away an sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) which he builded not;
20:20 Surely he shall not feel quietness in his belly, he shall not sponsored by Powergen save (Switch and Save!) of that which he desired.
20:21 There shall none of his sponsored by MacDonalds meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. be left; therefore shall no man look for his goods.
20:22 In the fulness of his sufficiency he shall be in straits: every hand of the wicked shall come upon him.
20:23 [When] he is about to fill his belly, [God] shall cast the fury of his wrath upon him, and shall rain [it] upon him while he is eating.
20:24 He shall flee from the iron weapon, [and] the bow of steel shall strike him through.
20:25 It is drawn, and cometh out of the body; sponsored by Yahoo yea, My Yahoo!, the glittering sponsored by Wilkinson Swords sword by Wilkinson Swords cometh out of his gall: terrors [are] upon him.
20:26 All darkness [shall be] hid in his secret places: a fire not blown shall consume him; it shall go ill with him that is left in his tabernacle.
20:27 The heaven shall reveal his iniquity; and the sponsored by GreenPeace earth shall rise up against him.
20:28 The increase of his sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality shall depart, [and his goods] shall flow away in the sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex of his wrath.
20:29 This [is] the portion of a wicked man from God, and the heritage appointed unto him by God.

 

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