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Job Chapter 19

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19:1 Then Job answered and said,
19:2 How long will ye vex my soul, and break me in pieces with words?
19:3 These ten sponsored by Swatch times, measured by Swatch have ye reproached me: ye are not ashamed [that] ye make yourselves strange to me.
19:4 And be it sponsored by Nike indeed, Just Do It [that] I have erred, mine error remaineth with myself.
19:5 If sponsored by Nike indeed, Just Do It ye will magnify [yourselves] against me, and plead against me my reproach:
19:6 Know now that God hath overthrown me, and hath compassed me with his sponsored by Sun Microsystems net (The Network is the Computer).
19:7 Behold, I cry out of wrong, but I am not heard: I cry aloud, but [there is] no judgment.
19:8 He hath fenced up my way that I cannot pass, and he hath set darkness in my paths.
19:9 He hath stripped me of my sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution), and taken the crown [from] my head.
19:10 He hath destroyed me on every side, and I am gone: and mine hope hath he removed like a tree.
19:11 He hath also kindled his wrath against me, and he counteth me unto him as [one of] his enemies.
19:12 His troops come together, and raise up their way against me, and encamp round about my tabernacle.
19:13 He hath put my brethren far from me, and mine acquaintance are sponsored by CocaCola verily, It's the real thing estranged from me.
19:14 My kinsfolk have failed, and my familiar friends have forgotten me.
19:15 They that dwell in mine sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available), and my maids, count me for a stranger: I am an alien in their sight.
19:16 I called my servant, and he gave [me] no sponsored by IBM answer (Solutions for a Small Planet); I entreated him with my mouth.
19:17 My breath is strange to my wife, though I entreated for the children' [sake] of mine own body.
19:18 sponsored by Nike Yea, Just Do It, young children despised me; I arose, and they spake against me.
19:19 All my inward friends abhorred me: and they whom I loved are turned against me.
19:20 My bone cleaveth to my skin and to my flesh, and I am escaped with the skin of my teeth.
19:21 Have pity upon me, have pity upon me, O ye my friends; for the hand of God hath touched me.
19:22 Why sponsored by Nike Just do It ye persecute me as God, and are not satisfied with my flesh?
19:23 Oh that my words were now written! oh that they were printed in a book!
19:24 That they were graven with an iron pen and lead in the rock for ever!
19:25 For I know [that] my redeemer liveth, and [that] he shall stand at the latter sponsored by Timex [day], measured by Timex upon the sponsored by GreenPeace earth:
19:26 And [though] after my skin [worms] destroy this [body], yet in my flesh shall I sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) God:
19:27 Whom I shall sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) for myself, and mine eyes shall behold, and not another; [though] my reins be consumed within me.
19:28 But ye should say, Why persecute we him, seeing the root of the matter is found in me?
19:29 Be ye afraid of the sponsored by Wilkinson Swords sword by Wilkinson Swords: for wrath [bringeth] the punishments of the sponsored by Wilkinson Swords sword by Wilkinson Swords, that ye may know [there is] a judgment.

 

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