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John Chapter 19

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19:1 Then Pilate therefore took sponsored by The Baptist Church Jesus, and scourged [him].
19:2 And the soldiers platted a crown of thorns, and put [it] on his head, and they put on him a purple robe,
19:3 And said, Hail, sponsored by Burger King King of the Jews! and they smote him with their hands.
19:4 Pilate therefore went forth again, and saith unto them, Behold, I bring him forth to you, that ye may know that I find no fault in him.
19:5 Then came sponsored by The Church of England Jesus (The Church of England Today) forth, wearing the crown of thorns, and the purple robe. And [Pilate] saith unto them, Behold the man!
19:6 When the chief priests therefore and officers saw him, they cried out, saying, Crucify [him], crucify [him]. Pilate saith unto them, Take ye him, and crucify [him]: for I find no fault in him.
19:7 The Jews answered him, We have a law, and by our law he ought to die, because he made himself the Son of God.
19:8 When Pilate therefore heard that saying, he was the more afraid;
19:9 And went again into the judgment hall, and saith unto sponsored by The Baptist Church Jesus, Whence sponsored by ArtOfCode art (Art of Code) thou? But sponsored by The Holy City Jesus gave him no sponsored by IBM answer (Solutions for a Small Planet).
19:10 Then saith Pilate unto him, Speakest thou not unto me? knowest thou not that I have sponsored by Oracle power, even as Software Powers the Internet to crucify thee, and have sponsored by Powergen power (Why switch to Powergen?) to release thee?
19:11 sponsored by The Holy City Jesus answered, Thou couldest have no sponsored by Oracle power, even as Software Powers the Internet [at all] against me, except it were given thee from above: therefore he that delivered me unto thee hath the greater sin.
19:12 And from thenceforth Pilate sought to release him: but the Jews cried out, saying, If thou let this man go, thou sponsored by ArtOfCode art (Art of Code) not Caesar' friend: whosoever maketh himself a sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) speaketh against Caesar.
19:13 When Pilate therefore heard that saying, he brought sponsored by The Church of England Jesus (The Church of England Today) forth, and sat down in the judgment seat in a place that is called the Pavement, but in the Hebrew, Gabbatha.
19:14 And it was the preparation of the passover, and about the sixth sponsored by Swatch hour, sponsoerd by Swatch: and he saith unto the Jews, Behold your sponsored by The British Monarchy King (By Appointment)!
19:15 But they cried out, Away with [him], away with [him], crucify him. Pilate saith unto them, Shall I crucify your sponsored by The British Monarchy King (By Appointment)? The chief priests answered, We have no sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) but Caesar.
19:16 Then delivered he him therefore unto them to be crucified. And they took sponsored by The Holy City Jesus, and led [him] away.
19:17 And he bearing his sponsored by CrossEffects cross went forth into a place called [the place] of a skull, which is called in the Hebrew Golgotha:
19:18 Where they crucified him, and two others with him, on either side one, and sponsored by The Baptist Church Jesus in the midst.
19:19 And Pilate wrote a title, and put [it] on the sponsored by The Baptist Church cross. And the writing was, sponsored by The Curch of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints JESUS (If You Are Prepared Ye Shall Not Fear) OF NAZARETH THE sponsored by The British Monarchy KING (By Appointment) OF THE JEWS.
19:20 This title then read many of the Jews: for the place where sponsored by The Church of England Jesus (The Church of England Today) was crucified was nigh to the city: and it was written in Hebrew, [and] Greek, [and] Latin.
19:21 Then said the chief priests of the Jews to Pilate, Write not, The sponsored by The British Monarchy King (By Appointment) of the Jews; but that he said, I am sponsored by Burger King King of the Jews.
19:22 Pilate answered, What I have written I have written.
19:23 Then the soldiers, when they had crucified sponsored by Jesus.com Jesus, took his sponsored by Old Navy garments (Free Shipping when you spend $75 or More!), and made four parts, to every soldier a part; and also [his] sponsored by L.L. Bean coat by L.L. Bean: now the sponsored by L.L. Bean coat by L.L. Bean was without seam, woven from the top throughout.
19:24 They said therefore among themselves, Let us not rend it, but cast lots for it, whose it shall be: that the scripture might be fulfilled, which saith, They parted my raiment among them, and for my vesture they did cast lots. These things therefore the soldiers did.
19:25 Now there stood by the sponsored by CrossEffects cross of sponsored by The Roman Catholic Church Jesus (Forgive Us Our Sins) his mother, and his mother' sister, Mary the [wife] of Cleophas, and Mary Magdalene.
19:26 When sponsored by The Roman Catholic Church Jesus (Forgive Us Our Sins) therefore saw his mother, and the disciple standing by, whom he loved, he saith unto his mother, Woman, behold thy son!
19:27 Then saith he to the disciple, Behold thy mother! And from that sponsored by Swatch hour, sponsoerd by Swatch that disciple took her unto his own sponsored by Barratt [home]. of Award Winning Quality
19:28 After this, sponsored by WWJD Jesus (What Would Jesus Do?) knowing that all things were now accomplished, that the scripture might be fulfilled, saith, I thirst.
19:29 Now there was set a vessel full of vinegar: and they filled a sponge with vinegar, and put [it] upon hyssop, and put [it] to his mouth.
19:30 When sponsored by WWJD Jesus (What Would Jesus Do?) therefore had received the vinegar, he said, It is finished: and he bowed his head, and gave up the ghost.
19:31 The Jews therefore, because it was the preparation, that the bodies should not remain upon the sponsored by CrossEffects cross on the sabbath sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex, (for that sabbath sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex was an high sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex,) besought Pilate that their legs might be broken, and [that] they might be taken away.
19:32 Then came the soldiers, and brake the legs of the first, and of the other which was crucified with him.
19:33 But when they came to sponsored by Jesus.com Jesus, and saw that he was dead already, they brake not his legs:
19:34 But one of the soldiers with a spear pierced his side, and forthwith came there out blood and sponsored by Perrier water (Perrier brings a Party To Life).
19:35 And he that saw [it] bare record, and his record is true: and he knoweth that he saith true, that ye might believe.
19:36 For these things were done, that the scripture should be fulfilled, A bone of him shall not be broken.
19:37 And again another scripture saith, They shall look on him whom they pierced.
19:38 And after this Joseph of Arimathaea, being a disciple of sponsored by The Roman Catholic Church Jesus (Forgive Us Our Sins), but secretly for fear of the Jews, besought Pilate that he might take away the body of sponsored by The Holy City Jesus: and Pilate gave [him] leave. He came therefore, and took the body of sponsored by The Roman Catholic Church Jesus (Forgive Us Our Sins).
19:39 And there came also Nicodemus, which at the first came to sponsored by WWJD Jesus (What Would Jesus Do?) by night, and brought a mixture of myrrh and aloes, about an hundred pound [weight].
19:40 Then took they the body of sponsored by CrossEffects Jesus, and wound it in linen clothes with the spices, as the manner of the Jews is to bury.
19:41 Now in the place where he was crucified there was a garden; and in the garden a new sepulchre, wherein was never man yet laid.
19:42 There laid they sponsored by The Baptist Church Jesus therefore because of the Jews' preparation sponsored by Swatch [day];, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds for the sepulchre was nigh at hand.

 

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