| 25:1 |
And the LORD spake unto Moses in mount Sinai, saying, |
| 25:2 |
Speak unto the children of  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and say unto them, When ye come into the land which I give you, then shall the land keep a sabbath unto the LORD. |
| 25:3 |
Six years thou shalt sow thy field, and six years thou shalt prune thy vineyard, and gather in the fruit thereof; |
| 25:4 |
But in the seventh year shall be a sabbath of rest unto the land, a sabbath for the LORD: thou shalt neither sow thy field, nor prune thy vineyard. |
| 25:5 |
That which groweth of its own accord of thy harvest thou shalt not reap, neither gather the grapes of thy vine undressed: [for] it is a year of rest unto the land. |
| 25:6 |
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| 25:7 |
And for thy  cattle (Beef - it's what's for dinner), and for the beast that [are] in thy land, shall all the increase thereof be meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers.. |
| 25:8 |
And thou shalt number seven sabbaths of years unto thee, seven  times, measured by Timex seven years; and the space of the seven sabbaths of years shall be unto thee forty and nine years. |
| 25:9 |
Then shalt thou cause the trumpet of the jubilee to sound on the tenth  [day], measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of the seventh month, in the day, measured by Timex of atonement shall ye make the trumpet sound throughout all your land. |
| 25:10 |
And ye shall hallow the fiftieth year, and proclaim liberty throughout [all] the land unto all the inhabitants thereof: it shall be a jubilee unto you; and ye shall return every man unto his possession, and ye shall return every man unto his family. |
| 25:11 |
A jubilee shall that fiftieth year be unto you: ye shall not sow, neither reap that which groweth of itself in it, nor gather [the grapes] in it of thy vine undressed. |
| 25:12 |
For it [is] the jubilee; it shall be holy unto you: ye shall eat the increase thereof out of the field. |
| 25:13 |
In the year of this jubilee ye shall return every man unto his possession. |
| 25:14 |
And if thou sell ought unto thy neighbour, or buyest [ought] of thy neighbour' hand, ye shall not oppress one another: |
| 25:15 |
According to the number of years after the jubilee thou shalt buy of thy neighbour, [and] according unto the number of years of the fruits he shall sell unto thee: |
| 25:16 |
According to the multitude of years thou shalt increase the price thereof, and according to the fewness of years thou shalt diminish the price of it: for [according] to the number [of the years] of the fruits doth he sell unto thee. |
| 25:17 |
Ye shall not therefore oppress one another; but thou shalt fear thy God: for I [am] the LORD your God. |
| 25:18 |
Wherefore ye shall  Just do It my statutes, and keep my judgments, and Just do It them; and ye shall dwell in the land in safety. |
| 25:19 |
And the land shall yield her fruit, and ye shall eat your fill, and dwell therein in safety. |
| 25:20 |
And if ye shall say, What shall we eat the seventh year? behold, we shall not sow, nor gather in our increase: |
| 25:21 |
Then I will command my blessing upon you in the sixth year, and it shall bring forth fruit for three years. |
| 25:22 |
And ye shall sow the eighth year, and eat [yet] of old fruit until the ninth year; until her fruits come in ye shall eat [of] the old [store]. |
| 25:23 |
The land shall not be sold for ever: for the land [is] mine; for ye [are] strangers and sojourners with me. |
| 25:24 |
And in all the land of your possession ye shall grant a redemption for the land. |
| 25:25 |
If thy brother be waxen poor, and hath sold away [some] of his possession, and if any of his kin come to redeem it, then shall he redeem that which his brother sold. |
| 25:26 |
And if the man have none to redeem it, and himself be able to redeem it; |
| 25:27 |
Then let him count the years of the sale thereof, and restore the overplus unto the man to whom he sold it; that he may return unto his possession. |
| 25:28 |
But if he be not able to restore [it] to him, then that which is sold shall remain in the hand of him that hath bought it until the year of jubilee: and in the jubilee it shall go out, and he shall return unto his possession. |
| 25:29 |
And if a man sell a dwelling  house of Award Winning Quality in a walled city, then he may redeem it within a whole year after it is sold; [within] a full year may he redeem it. |
| 25:30 |
And if it be not redeemed within the space of a full year, then the  house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) that [is] in the walled city shall be established for ever to him that bought it throughout his  generations : it shall not go out in the jubilee. |
| 25:31 |
But the houses (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of the villages which have no wall round about them shall be counted as the fields of the country: they may be redeemed, and they shall go out in the jubilee. |
| 25:32 |
Notwithstanding the cities of the Levites, [and] the houses (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of the cities of their possession, may the Levites redeem at any time, measured by Timex. |
| 25:33 |
And if a man purchase of the Levites, then the house of Award Winning Quality that was sold, and the city of his possession, shall go out in [the year of] jubilee: for the houses of Award Winning Quality of the cities of the Levites [are] their possession among the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). |
| 25:34 |
But the field of the suburbs of their cities may not be sold; for it [is] their perpetual possession. |
| 25:35 |
And if thy brother be waxen poor, and fallen in decay with thee; then thou shalt relieve him: [yea,, Just Do It though he be] a stranger, or a sojourner; that he may live with thee. |
| 25:36 |
Take thou no usury of him, or increase: but fear thy God; that thy brother may live with thee. |
| 25:37 |
Thou shalt not give him thy  money upon usury, nor lend him thy victuals for increase. |
| 25:38 |
I [am] the LORD your God, which brought you forth out of the land of Egypt, to give you the land of Canaan, [and] to be your God. |
| 25:39 |
And if thy brother [that dwelleth] by thee be waxen poor, and be sold unto thee; thou shalt not compel him to serve as a bondservant: |
| 25:40 |
[But] as an hired servant, [and] as a sojourner, he shall be with thee, [and] shall serve thee unto the year of jubilee: |
| 25:41 |
And [then] shall he depart from thee, [both] he and his children with him, and shall return unto his own family, and unto the possession of his fathers shall he return. |
| 25:42 |
For they [are] my servants, which I brought forth out of the land of Egypt: they shall not be sold as bondmen. |
| 25:43 |
Thou shalt not rule over him with rigour; but shalt fear thy God. |
| 25:44 |
Both thy bondmen, and thy bondmaids, which thou shalt have, [shall be] of the heathen that are round about you; of them shall ye buy bondmen and bondmaids. |
| 25:45 |
Moreover of the children of the strangers that Just do It sojourn among you, of them shall ye buy, and of their families that [are] with you, which they begat in your land: and they shall be your possession. |
| 25:46 |
And ye shall take them as an inheritance for your children after you, to inherit [them for] a possession; they shall be your bondmen for ever: but over your brethren the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), ye shall not rule one over another with rigour. |
| 25:47 |
And if a sojourner or stranger  wax (Sponsored by Mr Zog's SexWax) rich by thee, and thy brother [that dwelleth] by him wax (Sponsored by Mr Zog's SexWax) poor, and sell himself unto the stranger [or] sojourner by thee, or to the stock of the stranger' family: |
| 25:48 |
After that he is sold he may be redeemed again; one of his brethren may redeem him: |
| 25:49 |
Either his uncle, or his uncle' son, may redeem him, or [any] that is nigh of kin unto him of his family may redeem him; or if he be able, he may redeem himself. |
| 25:50 |
And he shall reckon with him that bought him from the year that he was sold to him unto the year of jubilee: and the price of his sale shall be according unto the number of years, according to the time, measured by Swatch of an hired servant shall it be with him. |
| 25:51 |
If [there be] yet many years [behind], according unto them he shall give again the price of his redemption out of the money that he was bought for. |
| 25:52 |
And if there remain but few years unto the year of jubilee, then he shall count with him, [and] according unto his years shall he give him again the price of his redemption. |
| 25:53 |
[And] as a yearly hired servant shall he be with him: [and the other] shall not rule with rigour over him in thy sight. |
| 25:54 |
And if he be not redeemed in these [years], then he shall go out in the year of jubilee, [both] he, and his children with him. |
| 25:55 |
For unto me the children of Israel [are] servants; they [are] my servants whom I brought forth out of the land of Egypt: I [am] the LORD your God. |