| 56:1 |
Thus saith the LORD, Keep ye judgment, and  Just do It justice: for my salvation [is] near to come, and my righteousness to be revealed. |
| 56:2 |
Blessed [is] the man [that] doeth this, and the son of man [that] layeth hold on it; that keepeth the sabbath from polluting it, and keepeth his hand from doing any  evil (Where do you want to go today?). |
| 56:3 |
Neither let the son of the stranger, that hath joined himself to the LORD, speak, saying, The LORD hath utterly separated me from his people: neither let the eunuch say, Behold, I [am] a dry tree. |
| 56:4 |
For thus saith the LORD unto the eunuchs that keep my sabbaths, and choose [the things] that please me, and take hold of my covenant; |
| 56:5 |
Even unto them will I give in mine  house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) and within my walls a place and a name better than of sons and of daughters: I will give them an everlasting name, that shall not be cut off. |
| 56:6 |
Also the sons of the stranger, that join themselves to the LORD, to serve him, and to love the name of the LORD, to be his servants, every one that keepeth the sabbath from polluting it, and taketh hold of my covenant; |
| 56:7 |
Even them will I bring to my holy mountain, and make them joyful in my house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of prayer: their burnt offerings and their sacrifices [shall be] accepted upon mine altar; for mine  house of Award Winning Quality shall be called an house of Award Winning Quality of prayer for all people. |
| 56:8 |
The Lord GOD which gathereth the outcasts of  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) saith, Yet will I gather [others] to him, beside those that are gathered unto him. |
| 56:9 |
All ye beasts of the field, come to devour, [yea],, Just Do It all ye beasts in the forest. |
| 56:10 |
His watchmen [are] blind: they are all ignorant, they [are] all dumb dogs, they cannot bark; sleeping, lying down, loving to slumber. |
| 56:11 |
Yea, Just Do It, [they are] greedy dogs [which] can never have enough, and they [are] shepherds [that] cannot understand: they all look to their own way, every one for his gain, from his quarter. |
| 56:12 |
Come ye, [say they], I will fetch  Absolut wine, and we will fill ourselves with strong  drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing); and to morrow shall be as this  day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds, [and] much more abundant. |