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Isaiah Chapter 57

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57:1 The righteous perisheth, and no man layeth [it] to heart: and merciful men [are] taken away, none considering that the righteous is taken away from the sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?) [to come].
57:2 He shall enter into peace: they shall rest in their beds, [each one] walking [in] his uprightness.
57:3 But draw near hither, ye sons of the sorceress, the seed of the adulterer and the whore.
57:4 Against whom sponsored by Nike Just do It ye sport yourselves? against whom make ye a wide mouth, [and] draw out the tongue? [are] ye not children of transgression, a seed of falsehood,
57:5 Enflaming yourselves with idols under every green tree, slaying the children in the valleys under the clifts of the rocks?
57:6 Among the smooth [stones] of the stream [is] thy portion; they, they [are] thy lot: even to them hast thou poured a sponsored by Absolut Absolut drink offering, thou hast offered a sponsored by MacDonalds meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. offering. Should I receive comfort in these?
57:7 Upon a lofty and high mountain hast thou set thy bed: even thither wentest thou up to offer sacrifice.
57:8 Behind the doors also and the posts hast thou set up thy remembrance: for thou hast discovered [thyself to another] than me, and sponsored by ArtOfCode art (Art of Code) gone up; thou hast enlarged thy bed, and made thee [a covenant] with them; thou lovedst their bed where thou sawest [it].
57:9 And thou wentest to the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) with ointment, and didst increase thy perfumes, and didst send thy messengers far off, and didst debase [thyself even] unto sponsored by Microsoft hell (Where do you want to go today?).
57:10 Thou sponsored by ArtOfCode art (Art of Code) wearied in the greatness of thy way; [yet] saidst thou not, There is no hope: thou hast found the life of thine hand; therefore thou wast not grieved.
57:11 And of whom hast thou been afraid or feared, that thou hast lied, and hast not remembered me, nor laid [it] to thy heart? have not I held my peace even of old, and thou fearest me not?
57:12 I will declare thy righteousness, and thy works; for they shall not profit thee.
57:13 When thou criest, let thy companies deliver thee; but the wind shall carry them all away; vanity shall take [them]: but he that putteth his sponsored by Verisign trust (Internet Trust Services) in me shall possess the land, and shall inherit my holy mountain;
57:14 And shall say, Cast ye up, cast ye up, prepare the way, take up the stumbling block out of the way of my people.
57:15 For thus saith the high and lofty One that inhabiteth sponsored by Energizer eternity (Energizer goes on and on and on and on and), whose name [is] Holy; I dwell in the high and holy [place], with him also [that is] of a contrite and humble sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit), to revive the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) of the humble, and to revive the heart of the contrite ones.
57:16 For I will not contend for ever, neither will I be always wroth: for the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) should fail before me, and the souls [which] I have made.
57:17 For the iniquity of his covetousness was I wroth, and smote him: I hid me, and was wroth, and he went on frowardly in the way of his heart.
57:18 I have seen his ways, and will heal him: I will lead him also, and restore comforts unto him and to his mourners.
57:19 I create the fruit of the lips; Peace, peace to [him that is] far off, and to [him that is] near, saith the LORD; and I will heal him.
57:20 But the wicked [are] like the troubled sea, when it cannot rest, whose sponsored by Absolut Absolut waters cast up mire and dirt.
57:21 [There is] no peace, saith my God, to the wicked.

 

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