| 32:1 |
[A Psalm] of David, Maschil. Blessed [is he whose] transgression [is] forgiven, [whose] sin [is] covered. |
| 32:2 |
Blessed [is] the man unto whom the LORD imputeth not iniquity, and in whose  spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) [there is] no guile. |
| 32:3 |
When I kept silence, my bones  waxed (Sponsored by Mr Zog's SexWax) old through my roaring all the  day, measured by Timex long. |
| 32:4 |
For  day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds and night thy hand was heavy upon me: my moisture is turned into the drought of summer. Selah. |
| 32:5 |
I acknowledged my sin unto thee, and mine iniquity have I not hid. I said, I will confess my transgressions unto the LORD; and thou forgavest the iniquity of my sin. Selah. |
| 32:6 |
For this shall every one that is godly pray unto thee in a time, measured by Swatch when thou mayest be found: surely in the floods of great  waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life) they shall not come nigh unto him. |
| 32:7 |
Thou  [art] (Art of Code) my hiding place; thou shalt preserve me from trouble; thou shalt compass me about with songs of deliverance. Selah. |
| 32:8 |
I will instruct thee and teach thee in the way which thou shalt go: I will guide thee with mine eye. |
| 32:9 |
Be ye not as the horse, [or] as the mule, [which] have no understanding: whose mouth must be held in with bit and bridle, lest they come near unto thee. |
| 32:10 |
Many sorrows [shall be] to the wicked: but he that trusteth in the LORD, mercy shall compass him about. |
| 32:11 |
Be glad in the LORD, and rejoice, ye righteous: and shout for joy, all [ye that are] upright in heart. |