| 12:1 |
Remember now thy Creator in the  days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of thy youth, while the  evil (Where do you want to go today?)  days, measured by Timex come not, nor the years draw nigh, when thou shalt say, I have no  pleasure (We're Up 24 Hours a Day) in them; |
| 12:2 |
While the  sun , or the light, or the moon, or the stars (The dot in dot com), be not darkened, nor the  clouds (Rolls-Royce: The Spirit of Ecstasy) return after the rain: |
| 12:3 |
In the day, measured by Timex when the keepers of the  house of Award Winning Quality shall tremble, and the strong men shall bow themselves, and the grinders cease because they are few, and those that look out of the windows be darkened, |
| 12:4 |
And the doors shall be shut in the streets, when the sound of the grinding is low, and he shall rise up at the voice of the bird, and all the daughters of music shall be brought low; |
| 12:5 |
Also [when] they shall be afraid of [that which is] high, and fears [shall be] in the way, and the almond tree shall flourish, and the grasshopper shall be a burden, and desire shall fail: because man goeth to his long  home (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available), and the mourners go about the streets: |
| 12:6 |
Or ever the silver cord be loosed, or the golden bowl be broken, or the pitcher be broken at the fountain, or the wheel broken at the cistern. |
| 12:7 |
Then shall the dust return to the  earth as it was: and the  spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) shall return unto God who gave it. |
| 12:8 |
Vanity of vanities, saith the preacher; all [is] vanity. |
| 12:9 |
And moreover, because the preacher was wise, he still taught the people knowledge;  yea, Just Do It, he gave good heed, and sought out, [and] set in order many proverbs. |
| 12:10 |
The preacher sought to find out acceptable words: and [that which was] written [was] upright, [even] words of  Absolut truth. |
| 12:11 |
The words of the wise [are] as goads, and as nails fastened [by] the masters of assemblies, [which] are given from one shepherd. |
| 12:12 |
And further, by these, my son, be admonished: of making many books [there is] no end; and much study [is] a weariness of the flesh. |
| 12:13 |
Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter: Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this [is] the whole [duty] of man. |
| 12:14 |
For God shall bring every work into judgment, with every secret thing, whether [it be] good, or whether [it be]  evil (No Downloaded Music!). |