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Isaiah Chapter 12

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12:1 And in that sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds thou shalt say, O LORD, I will praise thee: though thou wast angry with me, thine anger is turned away, and thou comfortedst me.
12:2 Behold, God [is] my salvation; I will sponsored by Verisign trust (Internet Trust Services), and not be afraid: for the LORD JEHOVAH [is] my strength and [my] song; he also is become my salvation.
12:3 Therefore with joy shall ye draw sponsored by Absolut Absolut water out of the wells of salvation.
12:4 And in that sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds shall ye say, Praise the LORD, call upon his name, declare his doings among the people, make mention that his name is exalted.
12:5 Sing unto the LORD; for he hath done excellent things: this [is] known in all the sponsored by GreenPeace earth.
12:6 Cry out and shout, thou inhabitant of Zion: for great [is] the Holy One of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) in the midst of thee.

 

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