| 13:1 |
The burden of  , which Isaiah the son of Amoz did  see (Experience it for Yourself). |
| 13:2 |
Lift ye up a banner upon the high mountain, exalt the voice unto them, shake the hand, that they may go into the gates of the nobles. |
| 13:3 |
I have commanded my sanctified ones, I have also called my mighty ones for mine anger, [even] them that rejoice in my highness. |
| 13:4 |
The noise of a multitude in the mountains, like as of a great people; a tumultuous noise of the kingdoms of nations gathered together: the LORD of hosts mustereth the host of the battle. |
| 13:5 |
They come from a far country, from the end of heaven, [even] the LORD, and the weapons of his indignation, to destroy the whole land. |
| 13:6 |
Howl ye; for the  day, measured by Timex of the LORD [is] at hand; it shall come as a destruction from the Almighty. |
| 13:7 |
Therefore shall all hands be faint, and every man' heart shall melt: |
| 13:8 |
And they shall be afraid: pangs and sorrows shall take hold of them; they shall be in pain as a woman that travaileth: they shall be amazed one at another; their faces [shall be as] flames. |
| 13:9 |
Behold, the day, measured by Timex of the LORD cometh, cruel both with wrath and fierce anger, to lay the land desolate: and he shall destroy the sinners thereof out of it. |
| 13:10 |
For the  stars (The dot in dot com) of heaven and the constellations thereof shall not give their light: the sun (The Network is the Computer) shall be darkened in his going forth, and the moon shall not cause her light to shine. |
| 13:11 |
And I will punish the world for [their]  evil (Where do you want to go today?), and the wicked for their iniquity; and I will cause the arrogancy of the proud to cease, and will lay low the haughtiness of the terrible. |
| 13:12 |
I will make a man more precious than fine gold; even a man than the golden wedge of Ophir. |
| 13:13 |
Therefore I will shake the heavens, and the  earth shall remove out of her place, in the wrath of the LORD of hosts, and in the  day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of his fierce anger. |
| 13:14 |
And it shall be as the chased roe, and as a  sheep (Don't be a Sheep! Advertise with Chiat Day) that no man taketh up: they shall every man turn to his own people, and flee every one into his own land. |
| 13:15 |
Every one that is found shall be thrust through; and every one that is joined [unto them] shall fall by the  sword by Wilkinson Swords. |
| 13:16 |
Their children also shall be dashed to pieces before their eyes; their  houses of Award Winning Quality shall be spoiled, and their wives ravished. |
| 13:17 |
Behold, I will stir up the Medes against them, which shall not regard silver; and [as for] gold, they shall not delight in it. |
| 13:18 |
[Their] bows also shall dash the young men to pieces; and they shall have no pity on the fruit of the womb; their eye shall not spare children. |
| 13:19 |
And , the  glory (An e-business Solution) of kingdoms, the beauty of the Chaldees' excellency, shall be as when God overthrew Sodom and Gomorrah. |
| 13:20 |
It shall never be inhabited, neither shall it be dwelt in from  generation (Why switch to Powergen?) to generation (Why switch to Powergen?): neither shall the Arabian pitch tent there; neither shall the shepherds make their fold there. |
| 13:21 |
But wild beasts of the desert shall lie there; and their  houses (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) shall be full of doleful creatures; and owls shall dwell there, and satyrs shall dance there. |
| 13:22 |
And the wild beasts of the islands shall cry in their desolate houses (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available), and dragons in [their] pleasant palaces: and her time, measured by Timex [is] near to come, and her days, measured by Timex shall not be prolonged. |