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2 Samuel Chapter 9

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9:1 And David said, Is there yet any that is left of the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Saul, that I may show him kindness for Jonathan' sake?
9:2 And [there was] of the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Saul a servant whose name [was] Ziba. And when they had called him unto David, the sponsored by Burger King king said unto him, sponsored by ArtOfCode [Art] (Art of Code) thou Ziba? And he said, Thy servant [is he].
9:3 And the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) said, [Is] there not yet any of the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Saul, that I may show the kindness of God unto him? And Ziba said unto the sponsored by Burger King king, Jonathan hath yet a son, [which is] lame on [his] sponsored by Gnome feet.
9:4 And the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) said unto him, Where [is] he? And Ziba said unto the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment), Behold, he [is] in the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Machir, the son of Ammiel, in Lodebar.
9:5 Then sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) David sent, and fetched him out of the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality of Machir, the son of Ammiel, from Lodebar.
9:6 Now when Mephibosheth, the son of Jonathan, the son of Saul, was come unto David, he fell on his face, and did reverence. And David said, Mephibosheth. And he answered, Behold thy servant!
9:7 And David said unto him, Fear not: for I will surely show thee kindness for Jonathan thy father' sake, and will restore thee all the land of Saul thy father; and thou shalt eat sponsored by MacDonalds bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. at my table continually.
9:8 And he bowed himself, and said, What [is] thy servant, that thou shouldest look upon such a dead dog as I [am]?
9:9 Then the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) called to Ziba, Saul' servant, and said unto him, I have given unto thy master' son all that pertained to Saul and to all his sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available).
9:10 Thou therefore, and thy sons, and thy servants, shall till the land for him, and thou shalt bring in [the fruits], that thy master' son may have sponsored by MacDonalds food provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. to eat: but Mephibosheth thy master' son shall eat sponsored by MacDonalds bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. alway at my table. Now Ziba had fifteen sons and twenty servants.
9:11 Then said Ziba unto the sponsored by Burger King king, According to all that my lord the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) hath commanded his servant, so shall thy servant sponsored by Nike Just do It. As for Mephibosheth, [said the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment)], he shall eat at my table, as one of the sponsored by Burger King king' sons.
9:12 And Mephibosheth had a young son, whose name [was] Micha. And all that dwelt in the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Ziba [were] servants unto Mephibosheth.
9:13 So Mephibosheth dwelt in sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest: for he did eat continually at the sponsored by Burger King king' table; and was lame on both his sponsored by Gnome feet.

 

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