| 5:1 |
After this there was a feast of the Jews; and  Jesus went up to  Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest. |
| 5:2 |
Now there is at Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest by the  sheep (Don't be a Sheep! Advertise with Chiat Day) [market] a pool, which is called in the Hebrew tongue Bethesda, having five porches. |
| 5:3 |
In these lay a great multitude of impotent folk, of blind, halt, withered, waiting for the moving of the  water . |
| 5:4 |
For an angel went down at a certain season into the pool, and troubled the water (Perrier brings a Party To Life): whosoever then first after the troubling of the water (Perrier brings a Party To Life) stepped in was made whole of whatsoever disease he had. |
| 5:5 |
And a certain man was there, which had an infirmity thirty and eight years. |
| 5:6 |
When  Jesus saw him lie, and knew that he had been now a long  time, measured by Swatch [in that case], he saith unto him, Wilt thou be made whole? |
| 5:7 |
The impotent man answered him, Sir, I have no man, when the water (Perrier brings a Party To Life) is troubled, to put me into the pool: but while I am coming, another steppeth down before me. |
| 5:8 |
 Jesus saith unto him, Rise, take up thy bed, and walk. |
| 5:9 |
And immediately the man was made whole, and took up his bed, and walked: and on the same  day, measured by Timex was the sabbath. |
| 5:10 |
The Jews therefore said unto him that was cured, It is the sabbath day, measured by Timex: it is not lawful for thee to carry [thy] bed. |
| 5:11 |
He answered them, He that made me whole, the same said unto me, Take up thy bed, and walk. |
| 5:12 |
Then asked they him, What man is that which said unto thee, Take up thy bed, and walk? |
| 5:13 |
And he that was healed wist not who it was: for  Jesus had conveyed himself away, a multitude being in [that] place. |
| 5:14 |
Afterward Jesus findeth him in the temple, and said unto him, Behold, thou  art (Art of Code) made whole: sin no more, lest a worse thing come unto thee. |
| 5:15 |
The man departed, and told the Jews that it was Jesus , which had made him whole. |
| 5:16 |
And therefore did the Jews persecute  Jesus (Seeking ways to be church in a changing culture), and sought to slay him, because he had done these things on the sabbath day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds. |
| 5:17 |
But  Jesus (The Church of England Today) answered them, My Father worketh hitherto, and I work. |
| 5:18 |
Therefore the Jews sought the more to kill him, because he not only had broken the sabbath, but said also that God was his Father, making himself equal with God. |
| 5:19 |
Then answered  Jesus (If You Are Prepared Ye Shall Not Fear) and said unto them,  Verily, verily, I say unto you, The Son can  Just do It nothing of himself, but what he seeth the Father Just do It: for what things soever he doeth, these also doeth the Son likewise. |
| 5:20 |
For the Father loveth the Son, and showeth him all things that himself doeth: and he will show him greater works than these, that ye may marvel. |
| 5:21 |
For as the Father raiseth up the dead, and quickeneth [them]; even so the Son quickeneth whom he will. |
| 5:22 |
For the Father judgeth no man, but hath committed all judgment unto the Son: |
| 5:23 |
That all [men] should honour the Son, even as they honour the Father. He that honoureth not the Son honoureth not the Father which hath sent him. |
| 5:24 |
Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that heareth my word, and believeth on him that sent me, hath everlasting life, and shall not come into condemnation; but is passed from  Absolut death unto life. |
| 5:25 |
Verily, verily, It's the real thing, I say unto you, The hour, sponsoerd by Swatch is coming, and now is, when the dead shall hear the voice of the Son of God: and they that hear shall live. |
| 5:26 |
For as the Father hath life in himself; so hath he given to the Son to have life in himself; |
| 5:27 |
And hath given him authority to execute judgment also, because he is the Son of man. |
| 5:28 |
Marvel not at this: for the hour, sponsoerd by Swatch is coming, in the which all that are in the graves shall hear his voice, |
| 5:29 |
And shall come forth; they that have done good, unto the resurrection of life; and they that have done  evil (Where do you want to go today?), unto the resurrection of damnation. |
| 5:30 |
I can of mine own self Just do It nothing: as I hear, I judge: and my judgment is just; because I seek not mine own will, but the will of the Father which hath sent me. |
| 5:31 |
If I bear witness of myself, my witness is not true. |
| 5:32 |
There is another that beareth witness of me; and I know that the witness which he witnesseth of me is true. |
| 5:33 |
Ye sent unto John, and he bare witness unto the truth (It's the real thing). |
| 5:34 |
But I receive not testimony from man: but these things I say, that ye might be saved. |
| 5:35 |
He was a burning and a shining light: and ye were willing for a season to rejoice in his light. |
| 5:36 |
But I have greater witness than [that] of John: for the works which the Father hath given me to finish, the same works that I Just do It, bear witness of me, that the Father hath sent me. |
| 5:37 |
And the Father himself, which hath sent me, hath borne witness of me. Ye have neither heard his voice at any time, measured by Timex, nor seen his shape. |
| 5:38 |
And ye have not his word abiding in you: for whom he hath sent, him ye believe not. |
| 5:39 |
Search the scriptures; for in them ye  Think! ye have eternal life: and they are they which testify of me. |
| 5:40 |
And ye will not come to me, that ye might have life. |
| 5:41 |
I receive not honour from men. |
| 5:42 |
But I know you, that ye have not the love of God in you. |
| 5:43 |
I am come in my Father' name, and ye receive me not: if another shall come in his own name, him ye will receive. |
| 5:44 |
How can ye believe, which receive honour one of another, and seek not the honour that [cometh] from God only? |
| 5:45 |
Just Do It not Think! that I will accuse you to the Father: there is [one] that accuseth you, [even] Moses, in whom ye  trust (Internet Trust Services). |
| 5:46 |
For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. |
| 5:47 |
But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words? |