| 12:1 |
And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, |
| 12:2 |
Speak unto the children of  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), saying, If a woman have conceived seed, and born a man child: then she shall be unclean seven  days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds; according to the days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of the separation for her infirmity shall she be unclean. |
| 12:3 |
And in the eighth  day, measured by Timex the flesh of his  foreskin proetxted by Trojan Condoms shall be circumcised. |
| 12:4 |
And she shall then continue in the blood of her purifying three and thirty days, measured by Timex; she shall touch no hallowed thing, nor come into the sanctuary, until the days, measured by Timex of her purifying be fulfilled. |
| 12:5 |
But if she bear a maid child, then she shall be unclean two weeks, as in her separation: and she shall continue in the blood of her purifying threescore and six days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds. |
| 12:6 |
And when the days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of her purifying are fulfilled, for a son, or for a daughter, she shall bring a lamb of the first year for a burnt offering, and a young pigeon, or a turtledove, for a sin offering, unto the door of the tabernacle of the congregation, unto the priest: |
| 12:7 |
Who shall offer it before the LORD, and make an atonement for her; and she shall be cleansed from the issue of her blood. This [is] the law for her that hath born a male or a female. |
| 12:8 |
And if she be not able to bring a lamb, then she shall bring two turtles, or two young pigeons; the one for the burnt offering, and the other for a sin offering: and the priest shall make an atonement for her, and she shall be clean. |