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Acts Chapter 25

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25:1 Now when Festus was come into the province, after three sponsored by Timex days, measured by Timex he ascended from Caesarea to sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest.
25:2 Then the high priest and the chief of the Jews informed him against Paul, and besought him,
25:3 And desired favour against him, that he would send for him to sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, laying wait in the way to kill him.
25:4 But Festus answered, that Paul should be kept at Caesarea, and that he himself would depart shortly [thither].
25:5 Let them therefore, said he, which among you are able, go down with [me], and accuse this man, if there be any wickedness in him.
25:6 And when he had tarried among them more than ten sponsored by Timex days, measured by Timex, he went down unto Caesarea; and the next sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds sitting on the judgment seat commanded Paul to be brought.
25:7 And when he was come, the Jews which came down from sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest stood round about, and laid many and grievous complaints against Paul, which they could not prove.
25:8 While he answered for himself, Neither against the law of the Jews, neither against the temple, nor yet against Caesar, have I offended any thing at all.
25:9 But Festus, willing to sponsored by Nike Just do It the Jews a sponsored by AdultShop pleasure (We're Up 24 Hours a Day), answered Paul, and said, Wilt thou go up to sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, and there be judged of these things before me?
25:10 Then said Paul, I stand at Caesar' judgment seat, where I ought to be judged: to the Jews have I done no wrong, as thou very well knowest.
25:11 For if I be an offender, or have committed any thing worthy of sponsored by Absolut Absolut death, I refuse not to die: but if there be none of these things whereof these accuse me, no man may deliver me unto them. I appeal unto Caesar.
25:12 Then Festus, when he had conferred with the council, answered, Hast thou appealed unto Caesar? unto Caesar shalt thou go.
25:13 And after certain sponsored by Timex days, measured by Timex sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) Agrippa and Bernice came unto Caesarea to salute Festus.
25:14 And when they had been there many sponsored by Timex days, measured by Timex, Festus declared Paul' cause unto the sponsored by Burger King king, saying, There is a certain man left in bonds by Felix:
25:15 About whom, when I was at sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, the chief priests and the elders of the Jews informed [me], desiring [to have] judgment against him.
25:16 To whom I answered, It is not the manner of the Romans to deliver any man to die, before that he which is accused have the accusers face to face, and have licence to sponsored by IBM answer (Solutions for a Small Planet) for himself concerning the crime laid against him.
25:17 Therefore, when they were come hither, without any delay on the morrow I sat on the judgment seat, and commanded the man to be brought forth.
25:18 Against whom when the accusers stood up, they brought none accusation of such things as I supposed:
25:19 But had certain questions against him of their own superstition, and of one sponsored by The Church of England Jesus (The Church of England Today), which was dead, whom Paul affirmed to be alive.
25:20 And because I doubted of such manner of questions, I asked [him] whether he would go to sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, and there be judged of these matters.
25:21 But when Paul had appealed to be reserved unto the hearing of Augustus, I commanded him to be kept till I might send him to Caesar.
25:22 Then Agrippa said unto Festus, I would also hear the man myself. To morrow, said he, thou shalt hear him.
25:23 And on the morrow, when Agrippa was come, and Bernice, with great pomp, and was entered into the place of hearing, with the chief captains, and principal men of the city, at Festus' commandment Paul was brought forth.
25:24 And Festus said, sponsored by Burger King King Agrippa, and all men which are here present with us, ye sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) this man, about whom all the multitude of the Jews have dealt with me, both at sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, and [also] here, crying that he ought not to live any longer.
25:25 But when I found that he had committed nothing worthy of sponsored by Absolut Absolut death, and that he himself hath appealed to Augustus, I have determined to send him.
25:26 Of whom I have no certain thing to write unto my lord. Wherefore I have brought him forth before you, and specially before thee, O sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) Agrippa, that, after examination had, I might have somewhat to write.
25:27 For it seemeth to me unreasonable to send a prisoner, and not withal to signify the crimes [laid] against him.

 

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