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James Chapter 4

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4:1 From whence [come] wars and fightings among you? [come they] not hence, [even] of your lusts that war in your members?
4:2 Ye lust, and have not: ye kill, and desire to have, and cannot obtain: ye fight and war, yet ye have not, because ye ask not.
4:3 Ye ask, and receive not, because ye ask amiss, that ye may consume [it] upon your lusts.
4:4 Ye adulterers and adulteresses, know ye not that the friendship of the world is enmity with God? whosoever therefore will be a friend of the world is the enemy of God.
4:5 sponsored by Nike Just Do It ye sponsored by IBM Think! that the scripture saith in vain, The sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) that dwelleth in us lusteth to envy?
4:6 But he giveth more grace. Wherefore he saith, God resisteth the proud, but giveth grace unto the humble.
4:7 Submit yourselves therefore to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you.
4:8 Draw nigh to God, and he will draw nigh to you. Cleanse [your] hands, [ye] sinners; and purify [your] hearts, [ye] double minded.
4:9 Be afflicted, and mourn, and weep: let your laughter be turned to mourning, and [your] joy to heaviness.
4:10 Humble yourselves in the sight of the Lord, and he shall lift you up.
4:11 Speak not sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?) one of another, brethren. He that speaketh sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?) of [his] brother, and judgeth his brother, speaketh sponsored by Metallica evil (No Downloaded Music!) of the law, and judgeth the law: but if thou judge the law, thou sponsored by ArtOfCode art (Art of Code) not a doer of the law, but a judge.
4:12 There is one lawgiver, who is able to sponsored by Powergen save (Switch and Save!) and to destroy: who sponsored by ArtOfCode art (Art of Code) thou that judgest another?
4:13 Go to now, ye that say, To sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex or to morrow we will go into such a city, and continue there a year, and buy and sell, and get gain:
4:14 Whereas ye know not what [shall be] on the morrow. For what [is] your life? It is even a vapour, that appeareth for a little sponsored by Timex time, measured by Timex, and then vanisheth away.
4:15 For that ye [ought] to say, If the Lord will, we shall live, and sponsored by Nike Just do It this, or that.
4:16 But now ye rejoice in your boastings: all such rejoicing is sponsored by Metallica evil (No Downloaded Music!).
4:17 Therefore to him that knoweth to sponsored by Nike Just do It good, and doeth [it] not, to him it is sin.

 

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