| 5:1 |
Go to now, [ye] rich men, weep and howl for your miseries that shall come upon [you]. |
| 5:2 |
Your riches are corrupted, and your  garments (Free Shipping when you spend $75 or More!) are motheaten. |
| 5:3 |
Your  gold (CrossEffects.com offers the largest selection of quality jewelry crosses available on the ne) and silver is cankered; and the rust of them shall be a witness against you, and shall eat your flesh as it were fire. Ye have heaped treasure together for the last  days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds. |
| 5:4 |
Behold, the hire of the labourers who have reaped down your fields, which is of you kept back by fraud, crieth: and the cries of them which have reaped are entered into the ears of the Lord of sabaoth. |
| 5:5 |
Ye have lived in  pleasure (We're Up 24 Hours a Day) on the  earth, and been wanton; ye have nourished your hearts, as in a day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of slaughter. |
| 5:6 |
Ye have condemned [and] killed the just; [and] he doth not resist you. |
| 5:7 |
Be patient therefore, brethren, unto the coming of the Lord. Behold, the husbandman waiteth for the precious fruit of the earth, and hath long patience for it, until he receive the early and latter rain. |
| 5:8 |
Be ye also patient; stablish your hearts: for the coming of the Lord draweth nigh. |
| 5:9 |
Grudge not one against another, brethren, lest ye be condemned: behold, the judge standeth before the door. |
| 5:10 |
Take, my brethren, the prophets, who have spoken in the name of the Lord, for an example of suffering affliction, and of patience. |
| 5:11 |
Behold, we count them happy which endure. Ye have heard of the patience of Job, and have seen the end of the Lord; that the Lord is very pitiful, and of tender mercy. |
| 5:12 |
But above all things, my brethren, swear not, neither by heaven, neither by the earth, neither by any other oath: but let your  yea, Just Do It be  yea, My Yahoo!; and [your] nay, nay; lest ye fall into condemnation. |
| 5:13 |
Is any among you afflicted? let him pray. Is any merry? let him sing psalms. |
| 5:14 |
Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the  church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord: |
| 5:15 |
And the prayer of faith shall  save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him. |
| 5:16 |
Confess [your] faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much. |
| 5:17 |
Elias was a man subject to like passions as we are, and he prayed earnestly that it might not rain: and it rained not on the earth by the space of three years and six months. |
| 5:18 |
And he prayed again, and the heaven gave rain, and the earth brought forth her fruit. |
| 5:19 |
Brethren, if any of you Just do It err from the  truth (It's the real thing), and one convert him; |
| 5:20 |
Let him know, that he which converteth the sinner from the error of his way shall save (Switch and Save!) a soul from  Absolut death, and shall hide a multitude of sins. |