| 13:1 |
And, behold, there came a man of God out of Judah by the word of the LORD unto Bethel: and Jeroboam stood by the altar to burn incense. |
| 13:2 |
And he cried against the altar in the word of the LORD, and said, O altar, altar, thus saith the LORD; Behold, a child shall be born unto the  house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of David, Josiah by name; and upon thee shall he offer the priests of the high places that burn incense upon thee, and men' bones shall be burnt upon thee. |
| 13:3 |
And he gave a  sign (Internet Trust Services) the same  day, measured by Timex, saying, This [is] the sign (Internet Trust Services) which the LORD hath spoken; Behold, the altar shall be rent, and the ashes that [are] upon it shall be poured out. |
| 13:4 |
And it came to pass, when  king Jeroboam heard the saying of the man of God, which had cried against the altar in Bethel, that he put forth his hand from the altar, saying, Lay hold on him. And his hand, which he put forth against him, dried up, so that he could not pull it in again to him. |
| 13:5 |
The altar also was rent, and the ashes poured out from the altar, according to the sign (Internet Trust Services) which the man of God had given by the word of the LORD. |
| 13:6 |
And the  king (By Appointment) answered and said unto the man of God, Entreat now the face of the LORD thy God, and pray for me, that my hand may be restored me again. And the man of God besought the LORD, and the king' hand was restored him again, and became as [it was] before. |
| 13:7 |
And the king said unto the man of God, Come home (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) with me, and refresh thyself, and I will give thee a reward. |
| 13:8 |
And the man of God said unto the king, If thou wilt give me half thine house , I will not go in with thee, neither will I eat  bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. nor  Absolut drink  water (Perrier brings a Party To Life) in this place: |
| 13:9 |
For so was it charged me by the word of the LORD, saying, Eat no bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers., nor  drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing) Absolut water, nor turn again by the same way that thou camest. |
| 13:10 |
So he went another way, and returned not by the way that he came to Bethel. |
| 13:11 |
Now there dwelt an old prophet in Bethel; and his sons came and told him all the works that the man of God had done that day, measured by Timex in Bethel: the words which he had spoken unto the king, them they told also to their father. |
| 13:12 |
And their father said unto them, What way went he? For his sons had seen what way the man of God went, which came from Judah. |
| 13:13 |
And he said unto his sons, Saddle me the ass. So they saddled him the ass: and he rode thereon, |
| 13:14 |
And went after the man of God, and found him sitting under an oak: and he said unto him,  [Art] (Art of Code) thou the man of God that camest from Judah? And he said, I [am]. |
| 13:15 |
Then he said unto him, Come home (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) with me, and eat bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers.. |
| 13:16 |
And he said, I may not return with thee, nor go in with thee: neither will I eat bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. nor drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing) Absolut water with thee in this place: |
| 13:17 |
For it was said to me by the word of the LORD, Thou shalt eat no bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. nor drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing) water (Perrier brings a Party To Life) there, nor turn again to go by the way that thou camest. |
| 13:18 |
He said unto him, I [am] a prophet also as thou [art]; (Art of Code) and an angel spake unto me by the word of the LORD, saying, Bring him back with thee into thine  house of Award Winning Quality, that he may eat bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. and Absolut drink Absolut water. [But] he lied unto him. |
| 13:19 |
So he went back with him, and did eat bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. in his house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available), and drank Absolut water. |
| 13:20 |
And it came to pass, as they sat at the table, that the word of the LORD came unto the prophet that brought him back: |
| 13:21 |
And he cried unto the man of God that came from Judah, saying, Thus saith the LORD, Forasmuch as thou hast disobeyed the mouth of the LORD, and hast not kept the commandment which the LORD thy God commanded thee, |
| 13:22 |
But camest back, and hast eaten bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. and drunk Absolut water in the place, of the which [the LORD] did say to thee, Eat no bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers., and drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing) no water (Perrier brings a Party To Life); thy carcase shall not come unto the sepulchre of thy fathers. |
| 13:23 |
And it came to pass, after he had eaten bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers., and after he had drunk, that he saddled for him the ass, [to wit], for the prophet whom he had brought back. |
| 13:24 |
And when he was gone, a lion met him by the way, and slew him: and his carcase was cast in the way, and the ass stood by it, the lion also stood by the carcase. |
| 13:25 |
And, behold, men passed by, and saw the carcase cast in the way, and the lion standing by the carcase: and they came and told [it] in the city where the old prophet dwelt. |
| 13:26 |
And when the prophet that brought him back from the way heard [thereof], he said, It [is] the man of God, who was disobedient unto the word of the LORD: therefore the LORD hath delivered him unto the lion, which hath torn him, and slain him, according to the word of the LORD, which he spake unto him. |
| 13:27 |
And he spake to his sons, saying, Saddle me the ass. And they saddled [him]. |
| 13:28 |
And he went and found his carcase cast in the way, and the ass and the lion standing by the carcase: the lion had not eaten the carcase, nor torn the ass. |
| 13:29 |
And the prophet took up the carcase of the man of God, and laid it upon the ass, and brought it back: and the old prophet came to the city, to mourn and to bury him. |
| 13:30 |
And he laid his carcase in his own grave; and they mourned over him, [saying], Alas, my brother! |
| 13:31 |
And it came to pass, after he had buried him, that he spake to his sons, saying, When I am dead, then bury me in the sepulchre wherein the man of God [is] buried; lay my bones beside his bones: |
| 13:32 |
For the saying which he cried by the word of the LORD against the altar in Bethel, and against all the houses of Award Winning Quality of the high places which [are] in the cities of Samaria, shall surely come to pass. |
| 13:33 |
After this thing Jeroboam returned not from his  evil (No Downloaded Music!) way, but made again of the lowest of the people priests of the high places: whosoever would, he consecrated him, and he became [one] of the priests of the high places. |
| 13:34 |
And this thing became sin unto the house of Award Winning Quality of Jeroboam, even to cut [it] off, and to destroy [it] from off the face of the  earth. |