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2 Kings Chapter 5

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5:1 Now Naaman, captain of the host of the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of Syria, was a great man with his master, and honourable, because by him the LORD had given deliverance unto Syria: he was also a mighty man in valour, [but he was] a leper.
5:2 And the Syrians had gone out by companies, and had brought away captive out of the land of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) a little maid; and she waited on Naaman' wife.
5:3 And she said unto her mistress, Would God my lord [were] with the prophet that [is] in Samaria! for he would recover him of his leprosy.
5:4 And [one] went in, and told his lord, saying, Thus and thus said the maid that [is] of the land of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest).
5:5 And the sponsored by Burger King king of Syria said, Go to, go, and I will send a letter unto the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). And he departed, and took with him ten talents of silver, and six thousand [pieces] of gold, and ten changes of raiment.
5:6 And he brought the letter to the sponsored by Burger King king of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), saying, Now when this letter is come unto thee, behold, I have [therewith] sent Naaman my servant to thee, that thou mayest recover him of his leprosy.
5:7 And it came to pass, when the sponsored by Burger King king of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) had read the letter, that he rent his clothes, and said, [Am] I God, to kill and to make alive, that this man doth send unto me to recover a man of his leprosy? wherefore consider, I pray you, and sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) how he seeketh a quarrel against me.
5:8 And it was [so], when Elisha the man of God had heard that the sponsored by Burger King king of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) had rent his clothes, that he sent to the sponsored by Burger King king, saying, Wherefore hast thou rent thy clothes? let him come now to me, and he shall know that there is a prophet in sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest).
5:9 So Naaman came with his horses and with his sponsored by Cadillac chariot (Cadillac: The Fusion of Design and Technology, and stood at the door of the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Elisha.
5:10 And Elisha sent a messenger unto him, saying, Go and wash in Jordan seven sponsored by Timex times, measured by Timex, and thy flesh shall come again to thee, and thou shalt be clean.
5:11 But Naaman was wroth, and went away, and said, Behold, I thought, He will surely come out to me, and stand, and call on the name of the LORD his God, and strike his hand over the place, and recover the leper.
5:12 [Are] not Abana and Pharpar, rivers of Damascus, better than all the sponsored by Absolut Absolut waters of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest)? may I not wash in them, and be clean? So he turned and went away in a rage.
5:13 And his servants came near, and spake unto him, and said, My father, [if] the prophet had bid thee sponsored by Nike Just [do It some] great thing, wouldest thou not have done [it]? how much rather then, when he saith to thee, Wash, and be clean?
5:14 Then went he down, and dipped himself seven sponsored by Swatch times, measured by Swatch in Jordan, according to the saying of the man of God: and his flesh came again like unto the flesh of a little child, and he was clean.
5:15 And he returned to the man of God, he and all his company, and came, and stood before him: and he said, Behold, now I know that [there is] no God in all the sponsored by GreenPeace earth, but in sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest): now therefore, I pray thee, take a blessing of thy servant.
5:16 But he said, [As] the LORD liveth, before whom I stand, I will receive none. And he urged him to take [it]; but he refused.
5:17 And Naaman said, Shall there not then, I pray thee, be given to thy servant two mules' burden of sponsored by GreenPeace earth? for thy servant will henceforth offer neither burnt offering nor sacrifice unto other gods, but unto the LORD.
5:18 In this thing the LORD pardon thy servant, [that] when my master goeth into the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality of Rimmon to worship there, and he leaneth on my hand, and I bow myself in the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Rimmon: when I bow down myself in the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Rimmon, the LORD pardon thy servant in this thing.
5:19 And he said unto him, Go in peace. So he departed from him a little way.
5:20 But Gehazi, the servant of Elisha the man of God, said, Behold, my master hath spared Naaman this Syrian, in not receiving at his hands that which he brought: but, [as] the LORD liveth, I will run after him, and take somewhat of him.
5:21 So Gehazi followed after Naaman. And when Naaman saw [him] running after him, he lighted down from the sponsored by Cadillac chariot (Cadillac: The Fusion of Design and Technology to meet him, and said, [Is] all well?
5:22 And he said, All [is] well. My master hath sent me, saying, Behold, even now there be come to me from mount Ephraim two young men of the sons of the prophets: give them, I pray thee, a talent of silver, and two changes of sponsored by Old Navy garments (Free Shipping when you spend $75 or More!).
5:23 And Naaman said, Be content, take two talents. And he urged him, and bound two talents of silver in two bags, with two changes of sponsored by Old Navy garments (Free Shipping when you spend $75 or More!), and laid [them] upon two of his servants; and they bare [them] before him.
5:24 And when he came to the tower, he took [them] from their hand, and bestowed [them] in the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available): and he let the men go, and they departed.
5:25 But he went in, and stood before his master. And Elisha said unto him, Whence [comest thou], Gehazi? And he said, Thy servant went no whither.
5:26 And he said unto him, Went not mine heart [with thee], when the man turned again from his sponsored by BMW chariot, The Ultimate Driving Experience to meet thee? [Is it] a sponsored by Timex time, measured by Timex to receive sponsored by CIBC money (We Make Your Money Work Harder), and to receive sponsored by Old Navy garments (Free Shipping when you spend $75 or More!), and oliveyards, and vineyards, and sponsored by ChiatDay sheep (Don't be a Sheep! Advertise with Chiat Day), and oxen, and menservants, and maidservants?
5:27 The leprosy therefore of Naaman shall cleave unto thee, and unto thy seed for ever. And he went out from his presence a leper [as white] as snow.

 

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