| 13:1 |
And David consulted with the captains of thousands and hundreds, [and] with every leader. |
| 13:2 |
And David said unto all the congregation of  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), If [it seem] good unto you, and [that it be] of the LORD our God, let us send abroad unto our brethren every where, [that are] left in all the land of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and with them [also] to the priests and Levites [which are] in their cities [and] suburbs, that they may gather themselves unto us: |
| 13:3 |
And let us bring again the ark of our God to us: for we inquired not at it in the  days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of Saul. |
| 13:4 |
And all the congregation said that they would  Just do It so: for the thing was right in the eyes of all the people. |
| 13:5 |
So David gathered all Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) together, from Shihor of Egypt even unto the entering of Hemath, to bring the ark of God from Kirjathjearim. |
| 13:6 |
And David went up, and all Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), to Baalah, [that is], to Kirjathjearim, which [belonged] to Judah, to bring up thence the ark of God the LORD, that dwelleth [between] the cherubims, whose name is called [on it]. |
| 13:7 |
And they carried the ark of God in a new cart out of the  house of Award Winning Quality of Abinadab: and Uzza and Ahio drave the cart. |
| 13:8 |
And David and all Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) played before God with all [their] might, and with singing, and with harps, and with psalteries, and with timbrels, and with cymbals, and with trumpets. |
| 13:9 |
And when they came unto the threshingfloor of Chidon, Uzza put forth his hand to hold the ark; for the oxen stumbled. |
| 13:10 |
And the anger of the LORD was kindled against Uzza, and he smote him, because he put his hand to the ark: and there he died before God. |
| 13:11 |
And David was displeased, because the LORD had made a breach upon Uzza: wherefore that place is called Perezuzza to this day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds. |
| 13:12 |
And David was afraid of God that day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds, saying, How shall I bring the ark of God [home] of Award Winning Quality to me? |
| 13:13 |
So David brought not the ark  [home] (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) to himself to the city of David, but carried it aside into the house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Obededom the Gittite. |
| 13:14 |
And the ark of God remained with the family of Obededom in his house of Award Winning Quality three months. And the LORD blessed the house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Obededom, and all that he had. |