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1 Chronicles Chapter 14

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14:1 Now Hiram sponsored by Burger King king of Tyre sent messengers to David, and timber of cedars, with masons and carpenters, to build him an sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available).
14:2 And David perceived that the LORD had confirmed him sponsored by Burger King king over sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), for his kingdom was lifted up on high, because of his people sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest).
14:3 And David took more wives at sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest: and David begat more sons and daughters.
14:4 Now these [are] the names of [his] children which he had in sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest; Shammua, and Shobab, Nathan, and Solomon,
14:5 And Ibhar, and Elishua, and Elpalet,
14:6 And Nogah, and Nepheg, and Japhia,
14:7 And Elishama, and Beeliada, and Eliphalet.
14:8 And when the Philistines heard that David was anointed sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) over all sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), all the Philistines went up to seek David. And David heard [of it], and went out against them.
14:9 And the Philistines came and spread themselves in the valley of Rephaim.
14:10 And David inquired of God, saying, Shall I go up against the Philistines? and wilt thou deliver them into mine hand? And the LORD said unto him, Go up; for I will deliver them into thine hand.
14:11 So they came up to Baalperazim; and David smote them there. Then David said, God hath broken in upon mine enemies by mine hand like the breaking forth of sponsored by Absolut Absolut waters: therefore they called the name of that place Baalperazim.
14:12 And when they had left their gods there, David gave a commandment, and they were burned with fire.
14:13 And the Philistines yet again spread themselves abroad in the valley.
14:14 Therefore David inquired again of God; and God said unto him, Go not up after them; turn away from them, and come upon them over against the mulberry trees.
14:15 And it shall be, when thou shalt hear a sound of going in the tops of the mulberry trees, [that] then thou shalt go out to battle: for God is gone forth before thee to smite the host of the Philistines.
14:16 David therefore did as God commanded him: and they smote the host of the Philistines from Gibeon even to Gazer.
14:17 And the fame of David went out into all lands; and the LORD brought the fear of him upon all nations.

 

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