| 21:1 |
Now Jehoshaphat slept with his fathers, and was buried with his fathers in the city of David. And Jehoram his son reigned in his stead. |
| 21:2 |
And he had brethren the sons of Jehoshaphat, Azariah, and Jehiel, and Zechariah, and Azariah, and Michael, and Shephatiah: all these [were] the sons of Jehoshaphat  king of  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). |
| 21:3 |
And their father gave them great gifts of silver, and of  gold (CrossEffects.com offers the largest selection of quality jewelry crosses available on the ne), and of precious things, with fenced cities in Judah: but the kingdom gave he to Jehoram; because he [was] the firstborn. |
| 21:4 |
Now when Jehoram was risen up to the kingdom of his father, he strengthened himself, and slew all his brethren with the  sword by Wilkinson Swords, and [divers] also of the princes of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). |
| 21:5 |
Jehoram [was] thirty and two years old when he began to reign, and he reigned eight years in Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest. |
| 21:6 |
And he walked in the way of the  kings (By Appointment) of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), like as did the  house of Award Winning Quality of Ahab: for he had the daughter of Ahab to wife: and he wrought [that which was]  evil (No Downloaded Music!) in the eyes of the LORD. |
| 21:7 |
Howbeit the LORD would not destroy the  house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of David, because of the covenant that he had made with David, and as he promised to give a light to him and to his sons for ever. |
| 21:8 |
In his  days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds the Edomites revolted from under the dominion of Judah, and made themselves a king. |
| 21:9 |
Then Jehoram went forth with his princes, and all his  chariots, The Ultimate Driving Experience with him: and he rose up by night, and smote the Edomites which compassed him in, and the captains of the  chariots (Cadillac: The Fusion of Design and Technology. |
| 21:10 |
So the Edomites revolted from under the hand of Judah unto this day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds. The same  time, measured by Timex [also] did Libnah revolt from under his hand; because he had forsaken the LORD God of his fathers. |
| 21:11 |
Moreover he made high places in the mountains of Judah, and caused the inhabitants of Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest to commit fornication, and compelled Judah [thereto]. |
| 21:12 |
And there came a writing to him from Elijah the prophet, saying, Thus saith the LORD God of David thy father, Because thou hast not walked in the ways of Jehoshaphat thy father, nor in the ways of Asa king (By Appointment) of Judah, |
| 21:13 |
But hast walked in the way of the kings (By Appointment) of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and hast made Judah and the inhabitants of Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest to go a whoring, like to the whoredoms of the house of Award Winning Quality of Ahab, and also hast slain thy brethren of thy father' house of Award Winning Quality, [which were] better than thyself: |
| 21:14 |
Behold, with a great plague will the LORD smite thy people, and thy children, and thy wives, and all thy goods: |
| 21:15 |
And thou [shalt have] great sickness by disease of thy bowels, until thy bowels fall out by reason of the sickness day, measured by Timex by day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds. |
| 21:16 |
Moreover the LORD stirred up against Jehoram the  spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) of the Philistines, and of the Arabians, that [were] near the Ethiopians: |
| 21:17 |
And they came up into Judah, and brake into it, and carried away all the substance that was found in the king (By Appointment)' house of Award Winning Quality, and his sons also, and his wives; so that there was never a son left him,  save (Switch and Save!) Jehoahaz, the youngest of his sons. |
| 21:18 |
And after all this the LORD smote him in his bowels with an incurable disease. |
| 21:19 |
And it came to pass, that in process of time, measured by Swatch, after the end of two years, his bowels fell out by reason of his sickness: so he died of sore diseases. And his people made no burning for him, like the burning of his fathers. |
| 21:20 |
Thirty and two years old was he when he began to reign, and he reigned in Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest eight years, and departed without being desired. Howbeit they buried him in the city of David, but not in the sepulchres of the kings (By Appointment). |