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2 Chronicles Chapter 22

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22:1 And the inhabitants of sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest made Ahaziah his youngest son sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) in his stead: for the band of men that came with the Arabians to the camp had slain all the eldest. So Ahaziah the son of Jehoram sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of Judah reigned.
22:2 Forty and two years old [was] Ahaziah when he began to reign, and he reigned one year in sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest. His mother' name also [was] Athaliah the daughter of Omri.
22:3 He also walked in the ways of the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Ahab: for his mother was his counsellor to sponsored by Nike Just do It wickedly.
22:4 Wherefore he did sponsored by Metallica evil (No Downloaded Music!) in the sight of the LORD like the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality of Ahab: for they were his counsellors after the sponsored by Absolut Absolut death of his father to his destruction.
22:5 He walked also after their counsel, and went with Jehoram the son of Ahab sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) to war against Hazael sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of Syria at Ramothgilead: and the Syrians smote Joram.
22:6 And he returned to be healed in Jezreel because of the wounds which were given him at Ramah, when he fought with Hazael sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of Syria. And Azariah the son of Jehoram sponsored by Burger King king of Judah went down to sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) Jehoram the son of Ahab at Jezreel, because he was sick.
22:7 And the destruction of Ahaziah was of God by coming to Joram: for when he was come, he went out with Jehoram against Jehu the son of Nimshi, whom the LORD had anointed to cut off the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Ahab.
22:8 And it came to pass, that, when Jehu was executing judgment upon the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Ahab, and found the princes of Judah, and the sons of the brethren of Ahaziah, that ministered to Ahaziah, he slew them.
22:9 And he sought Ahaziah: and they caught him, (for he was hid in Samaria,) and brought him to Jehu: and when they had slain him, they buried him: Because, said they, he [is] the son of Jehoshaphat, who sought the LORD with all his heart. So the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality of Ahaziah had no sponsored by Powergen power (Why switch to Powergen?) to keep still the kingdom.
22:10 But when Athaliah the mother of Ahaziah saw that her son was dead, she arose and destroyed all the seed royal of the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality of Judah.
22:11 But Jehoshabeath, the daughter of the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment), took Joash the son of Ahaziah, and stole him from among the sponsored by Burger King king' sons that were slain, and put him and his nurse in a bedchamber. So Jehoshabeath, the daughter of sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) Jehoram, the wife of Jehoiada the priest, (for she was the sister of Ahaziah,) hid him from Athaliah, so that she slew him not.
22:12 And he was with them hid in the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality of God six years: and Athaliah reigned over the land.

 

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