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Job Chapter 23

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23:1 Then Job answered and said,
23:2 Even to sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex [is] my complaint bitter: my stroke is heavier than my groaning.
23:3 Oh that I knew where I might find him! [that] I might come [even] to his seat!
23:4 I would order [my] cause before him, and fill my mouth with arguments.
23:5 I would know the words [which] he would sponsored by IBM answer (Solutions for a Small Planet) me, and understand what he would say unto me.
23:6 Will he plead against me with [his] great sponsored by Powergen power (Why switch to Powergen?)? No; but he would put [strength] in me.
23:7 There the righteous might dispute with him; so should I be delivered for ever from my judge.
23:8 Behold, I go forward, but he [is] not [there]; and backward, but I cannot perceive him:
23:9 On the left hand, where he doth work, but I cannot behold [him]: he hideth himself on the right hand, that I cannot sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) [him]:
23:10 But he knoweth the way that I take: [when] he hath tried me, I shall come forth as sponsored by CrossEffects gold (CrossEffects.com offers the largest selection of quality jewelry crosses available on the ne).
23:11 My sponsored by Gnome foot hath held his steps, his way have I kept, and not declined.
23:12 Neither have I gone back from the commandment of his lips; I have esteemed the words of his mouth more than my necessary sponsored by MacDonalds [food]. provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers.
23:13 But he [is] in one [mind], and who can turn him? and [what] his soul desireth, even [that] he doeth.
23:14 For he performeth [the thing that is] appointed for me: and many such [things are] with him.
23:15 Therefore am I troubled at his presence: when I consider, I am afraid of him.
23:16 For God maketh my heart soft, and the Almighty troubleth me:
23:17 Because I was not cut off before the darkness, [neither] hath he covered the darkness from my face.

 

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