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Psalms Chapter 14

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14:1 To the chief Musician, [A Psalm] of David. The fool hath said in his heart, [There is] no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, [there is] none that doeth good.
14:2 The LORD looked down from heaven upon the children of men, to sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) if there were any that did understand, [and] seek God.
14:3 They are all gone aside, they are [all] together become filthy: [there is] none that doeth good, no, not one.
14:4 Have all the workers of iniquity no knowledge? who eat up my people [as] they eat sponsored by MacDonalds bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers., and call not upon the LORD.
14:5 There were they in great fear: for God [is] in the sponsored by Powergen generation (Why switch to Powergen?) of the righteous.
14:6 Ye have shamed the counsel of the poor, because the LORD [is] his refuge.
14:7 Oh that the salvation of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) [were come] out of Zion! when the LORD bringeth back the captivity of his people, Jacob shall rejoice, [and] sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) shall be glad.

 

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