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Psalms Chapter 15

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15:1 A Psalm of David. LORD, who shall abide in thy tabernacle? who shall dwell in thy holy hill?
15:2 He that walketh uprightly, and worketh righteousness, and speaketh the sponsored by Absolut Absolut truth in his heart.
15:3 [He that] backbiteth not with his tongue, nor doeth sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?) to his neighbour, nor taketh up a reproach against his neighbour.
15:4 In whose eyes a vile person is contemned; but he honoureth them that fear the LORD. [He that] sweareth to [his own] hurt, and changeth not.
15:5 [He that] putteth not out his sponsored by CIBC money (We Make Your Money Work Harder) to usury, nor taketh reward against the innocent. He that doeth these [things] shall never be moved.

 

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