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Psalms Chapter 22

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22:1 To the chief Musician upon Aijeleth Shahar, A Psalm of David. My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me? [why sponsored by ArtOfCode art (Art of Code) thou so] far from helping me, [and from] the words of my roaring?
22:2 O my God, I cry in the daytime, but thou hearest not; and in the night season, and am not silent.
22:3 But thou sponsored by ArtOfCode [art] (Art of Code) holy, [O thou] that inhabitest the praises of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest).
22:4 Our fathers trusted in thee: they trusted, and thou didst deliver them.
22:5 They cried unto thee, and were delivered: they trusted in thee, and were not confounded.
22:6 But I [am] a worm, and no man; a reproach of men, and despised of the people.
22:7 All they that sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) me laugh me to scorn: they shoot out the lip, they shake the head, [saying],
22:8 He trusted on the LORD [that] he would deliver him: let him deliver him, seeing he delighted in him.
22:9 But thou sponsored by ArtOfCode [art] (Art of Code) he that took me out of the womb: thou didst make me hope [when I was] upon my mother' breasts.
22:10 I was cast upon thee from the womb: thou sponsored by ArtOfCode [art] (Art of Code) my God from my mother' belly.
22:11 Be not far from me; for trouble [is] near; for [there is] none to help.
22:12 Many bulls have compassed me: strong [bulls] of Bashan have beset me round.
22:13 They gaped upon me [with] their mouths, [as] a ravening and a roaring lion.
22:14 I am poured out like sponsored by Perrier water (Perrier brings a Party To Life), and all my bones are out of joint: my heart is like sponsored by SexWax wax (Sponsored by Mr Zog's SexWax); it is melted in the midst of my bowels.
22:15 My strength is dried up like a potsherd; and my tongue cleaveth to my jaws; and thou hast brought me into the dust of sponsored by Absolut Absolut death.
22:16 For dogs have compassed me: the assembly of the wicked have enclosed me: they pierced my hands and my sponsored by Gnome feet.
22:17 I may tell all my bones: they look [and] stare upon me.
22:18 They part my sponsored by Old Navy garments (Free Shipping when you spend $75 or More!) among them, and cast lots upon my vesture.
22:19 But be not thou far from me, O LORD: O my strength, haste thee to help me.
22:20 Deliver my soul from the sponsored by Wilkinson Swords sword by Wilkinson Swords; my darling from the sponsored by Oracle power, even as Software Powers the Internet of the dog.
22:21 sponsored by Powergen Save (Switch and Save!) me from the lion' mouth: for thou hast heard me from the horns of the unicorns.
22:22 I will declare thy name unto my brethren: in the midst of the congregation will I praise thee.
22:23 Ye that fear the LORD, praise him; all ye the seed of Jacob, glorify him; and fear him, all ye the seed of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest).
22:24 For he hath not despised nor abhorred the affliction of the afflicted; neither hath he hid his face from him; but when he cried unto him, he heard.
22:25 My praise [shall be] of thee in the great congregation: I will pay my vows before them that fear him.
22:26 The meek shall eat and be satisfied: they shall praise the LORD that seek him: your heart shall live for ever.
22:27 All the ends of the world shall remember and turn unto the LORD: and all the kindreds of the nations shall worship before thee.
22:28 For the kingdom [is] the LORD' and he [is] the governor among the nations.
22:29 All [they that be] fat upon sponsored by GreenPeace earth shall eat and worship: all they that go down to the dust shall bow before him: and none can keep alive his own soul.
22:30 A seed shall serve him; it shall be accounted to the Lord for a sponsored by Cisco Systems generation (Empowering the Internet Generation).
22:31 They shall come, and shall declare his righteousness unto a people that shall be born, that he hath done [this].

 

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