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Psalms Chapter 23

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23:1 A Psalm of David. The LORD [is] my shepherd; I shall not want.
23:2 He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still sponsored by Absolut Absolut waters.
23:3 He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name' sake.
23:4 sponsored by Yahoo Yea, My Yahoo!, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of sponsored by Absolut Absolut death, I will fear no sponsored by Metallica evil (No Downloaded Music!): for thou sponsored by ArtOfCode [art] (Art of Code) with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
23:5 Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.
23:6 Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the sponsored by Timex days, measured by Timex of my life: and I will dwell in the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality of the LORD for ever.

 

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