| 6:1 |
And it came to pass, when men began to  multiply (If You Are Prepared Ye Shall Not Fear) on the face of the  earth, and daughters were born unto them, |
| 6:2 |
That the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they [were] fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose. |
| 6:3 |
And the LORD said, My  spirit shall not always strive with man, for that he also [is] flesh: yet his  days, measured by Timex shall be an hundred and twenty years. |
| 6:4 |
There were giants in the earth in those  days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare [children] to them, the same [became] mighty men which [were] of old, men of renown. |
| 6:5 |
And God saw that the wickedness of man [was] great in the earth, and [that] every imagination of the thoughts of his heart [was] only  evil (No Downloaded Music!) continually. |
| 6:6 |
And it repented the LORD that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him at his heart. |
| 6:7 |
And the LORD said, I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth; both man, and beast, and the creeping thing, and the fowls of the air; for it repenteth me that I have made them. |
| 6:8 |
But Noah found grace in the eyes of the LORD. |
| 6:9 |
These [are] the  generations of Noah: Noah was a just man [and] perfect in his  generations (Why switch to Powergen?), [and] Noah walked with God. |
| 6:10 |
And Noah begat three sons, Shem, Ham, and Japheth. |
| 6:11 |
The earth also was corrupt before God, and the earth was filled with violence. |
| 6:12 |
And God looked upon the earth, and, behold, it was corrupt; for all flesh had corrupted his way upon the earth. |
| 6:13 |
And God said unto Noah, The end of all flesh is come before me; for the earth is filled with violence through them; and, behold, I will destroy them with the earth. |
| 6:14 |
Make thee an ark of gopher wood; rooms shalt thou make in the ark, and shalt pitch it within and without with pitch. |
| 6:15 |
And this [is the fashion] which thou shalt make it [of]: The length of the ark [shall be] three hundred cubits, the breadth of it fifty cubits, and the height of it thirty cubits. |
| 6:16 |
A window shalt thou make to the ark, and in a cubit shalt thou finish it above; and the door of the ark shalt thou set in the side thereof; [with] lower, second, and third [stories] shalt thou make it. |
| 6:17 |
And, behold, I, even I,  Just do It bring a flood of  waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life) upon the earth, to destroy all flesh, wherein [is] the breath of life, from under heaven; [and] every thing that [is] in the earth shall die. |
| 6:18 |
But with thee will I establish my covenant; and thou shalt come into the ark, thou, and thy sons, and thy wife, and thy sons' wives with thee. |
| 6:19 |
And of every living thing of all flesh, two of every [sort] shalt thou bring into the ark, to keep [them] alive with thee; they shall be male and female. |
| 6:20 |
Of fowls after their kind, and of  cattle (Beef - it's what's for dinner) after their kind, of every creeping thing of the earth after his kind, two of every [sort] shall come unto thee, to keep [them] alive. |
| 6:21 |
And take thou unto thee of all  food provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. that is eaten, and thou shalt gather [it] to thee; and it shall be for food provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. for thee, and for them. |
| 6:22 |
Thus did Noah; according to all that God commanded him, so did he. |