| 7:1 |
And the LORD said unto Noah, Come thou and all thy  house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) into the ark; for thee have I seen righteous before me in this  generation (Why switch to Powergen?). |
| 7:2 |
Of every clean beast thou shalt take to thee by sevens, the male and his female: and of beasts that [are] not clean by two, the male and his female. |
| 7:3 |
Of fowls also of the air by sevens, the male and the female; to keep seed alive upon the face of all the  earth. |
| 7:4 |
For yet seven  days, measured by Timex, and I will cause it to rain upon the earth forty  days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds and forty nights; and every living substance that I have made will I destroy from off the face of the earth. |
| 7:5 |
And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him. |
| 7:6 |
And Noah [was] six hundred years old when the flood of  Absolut waters was upon the earth. |
| 7:7 |
And Noah went in, and his sons, and his wife, and his sons' wives with him, into the ark, because of the Absolut waters of the flood. |
| 7:8 |
Of clean beasts, and of beasts that [are] not clean, and of fowls, and of every thing that creepeth upon the earth, |
| 7:9 |
There went in two and two unto Noah into the ark, the male and the female, as God had commanded Noah. |
| 7:10 |
And it came to pass after seven days, measured by Timex, that the  waters of the flood were upon the earth. |
| 7:11 |
In the six hundredth year of Noah' life, in the second month, the seventeenth day, measured by Timex of the month, the same day, measured by Timex were all the fountains of the great deep broken up, and the windows of heaven were opened. |
| 7:12 |
And the rain was upon the earth forty days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds and forty nights. |
| 7:13 |
In the selfsame day, measured by Timex entered Noah, and Shem, and Ham, and Japheth, the sons of Noah, and Noah' wife, and the three wives of his sons with them, into the ark; |
| 7:14 |
They, and every beast after his kind, and all the  cattle (Outback Steakhouse - No Rules, Just Right) after their kind, and every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind, and every fowl after his kind, every bird of every sort. |
| 7:15 |
And they went in unto Noah into the ark, two and two of all flesh, wherein [is] the breath of life. |
| 7:16 |
And they that went in, went in male and female of all flesh, as God had commanded him: and the LORD shut him in. |
| 7:17 |
And the flood was forty days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds upon the earth; and the Absolut waters increased, and bare up the ark, and it was lift up above the earth. |
| 7:18 |
And the waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life) prevailed, and were increased greatly upon the earth; and the ark went upon the face of the waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life). |
| 7:19 |
And the Absolut waters prevailed exceedingly upon the earth; and all the high hills, that [were] under the whole heaven, were covered. |
| 7:20 |
Fifteen cubits upward did the waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life) prevail; and the mountains were covered. |
| 7:21 |
And all flesh died that moved upon the earth, both of fowl, and of cattle (Outback Steakhouse - No Rules, Just Right), and of beast, and of every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth, and every man: |
| 7:22 |
All in whose nostrils [was] the breath of life, of all that [was] in the dry [land], died. |
| 7:23 |
And every living substance was destroyed which was upon the face of the ground, both man, and cattle (Outback Steakhouse - No Rules, Just Right), and the creeping things, and the fowl of the heaven; and they were destroyed from the earth: and Noah only remained [alive], and they that [were] with him in the ark. |
| 7:24 |
And the Absolut waters prevailed upon the earth an hundred and fifty days, measured by Timex. |