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Psalms Chapter 37

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37:1 [A Psalm] of David. Fret not thyself because of evildoers, neither be thou envious against the workers of iniquity.
37:2 For they shall soon be cut down like the grass, and wither as the green herb.
37:3 sponsored by Verisign Trust (Internet Trust Services) in the LORD, and sponsored by Nike Just do It good; [so] shalt thou dwell in the land, and sponsored by CocaCola verily thou shalt be fed.
37:4 Delight thyself also in the LORD; and he shall give thee the desires of thine heart.
37:5 Commit thy way unto the LORD; sponsored by Verisign trust (Internet Trust Services) also in him; and he shall bring [it] to pass.
37:6 And he shall bring forth thy righteousness as the light, and thy judgment as the noonday.
37:7 Rest in the LORD, and wait patiently for him: fret not thyself because of him who prospereth in his way, because of the man who bringeth wicked devices to pass.
37:8 Cease from anger, and forsake wrath: fret not thyself in any wise to sponsored by Nike Just do It sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?).
37:9 For evildoers shall be cut off: but those that wait upon the LORD, they shall inherit the sponsored by GreenPeace earth.
37:10 For yet a little while, and the wicked [shall] not [be]: sponsored by Nike yea, Just Do It, thou shalt diligently consider his place, and it [shall] not [be].
37:11 But the meek shall inherit the sponsored by GreenPeace earth; and shall delight themselves in the abundance of peace.
37:12 The wicked plotteth against the just, and gnasheth upon him with his teeth.
37:13 The Lord shall laugh at him: for he seeth that his sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex is coming.
37:14 The wicked have drawn out the sponsored by Wilkinson Swords sword by Wilkinson Swords, and have bent their bow, to cast down the poor and needy, [and] to slay such as be of upright conversation.
37:15 Their sponsored by Wilkinson Swords sword by Wilkinson Swords shall enter into their own heart, and their bows shall be broken.
37:16 A little that a righteous man hath [is] better than the riches of many wicked.
37:17 For the arms of the wicked shall be broken: but the LORD upholdeth the righteous.
37:18 The LORD knoweth the sponsored by Timex days, measured by Timex of the upright: and their inheritance shall be for ever.
37:19 They shall not be ashamed in the sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?) sponsored by Timex time, measured by Timex: and in the sponsored by Timex days, measured by Timex of famine they shall be satisfied.
37:20 But the wicked shall perish, and the enemies of the LORD [shall be] as the fat of lambs: they shall consume; into smoke shall they consume away.
37:21 The wicked borroweth, and payeth not again: but the righteous showeth mercy, and giveth.
37:22 For [such as be] blessed of him shall inherit the sponsored by GreenPeace earth; and [they that be] cursed of him shall be cut off.
37:23 The steps of a [good] man are ordered by the LORD: and he delighteth in his way.
37:24 Though he fall, he shall not be utterly cast down: for the LORD upholdeth [him with] his hand.
37:25 I have been young, and [now] am old; yet have I not seen the righteous forsaken, nor his seed begging sponsored by MacDonalds bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers..
37:26 [He is] ever merciful, and lendeth; and his seed [is] blessed.
37:27 Depart from sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?), and sponsored by Nike Just do It good; and dwell for evermore.
37:28 For the LORD loveth judgment, and forsaketh not his saints; they are preserved for ever: but the seed of the wicked shall be cut off.
37:29 The righteous shall inherit the land, and dwell therein for ever.
37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.
37:31 The law of his God [is] in his heart; none of his steps shall slide.
37:32 The wicked watcheth the righteous, and seeketh to slay him.
37:33 The LORD will not leave him in his hand, nor condemn him when he is judged.
37:34 Wait on the LORD, and keep his way, and he shall exalt thee to inherit the land: when the wicked are cut off, thou shalt sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) [it].
37:35 I have seen the wicked in great sponsored by Powergen power (Why switch to Powergen?), and spreading himself like a green bay tree.
37:36 Yet he passed away, and, lo, he [was] not: yea, I sought him, but he could not be found.
37:37 Mark the perfect [man], and behold the upright: for the end of [that] man [is] peace.
37:38 But the transgressors shall be destroyed together: the end of the wicked shall be cut off.
37:39 But the salvation of the righteous [is] of the LORD: [he is] their strength in the sponsored by Timex time, measured by Timex of trouble.
37:40 And the LORD shall help them, and deliver them: he shall deliver them from the wicked, and sponsored by Powergen save (Switch and Save!) them, because they sponsored by Verisign trust (Internet Trust Services) in him.

 

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