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Psalms Chapter 38

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38:1 A Psalm of David, to bring to remembrance. O LORD, rebuke me not in thy wrath: neither chasten me in thy hot displeasure.
38:2 For thine arrows stick fast in me, and thy hand presseth me sore.
38:3 [There is] no soundness in my flesh because of thine anger; neither [is there any] rest in my bones because of my sin.
38:4 For mine iniquities are gone over mine head: as an heavy burden they are too heavy for me.
38:5 My wounds stink [and] are corrupt because of my foolishness.
38:6 I am troubled; I am bowed down greatly; I go mourning all the sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds long.
38:7 For my loins are filled with a loathsome [disease]: and [there is] no soundness in my flesh.
38:8 I am feeble and sore broken: I have roared by reason of the disquietness of my heart.
38:9 Lord, all my desire [is] before thee; and my groaning is not hid from thee.
38:10 My heart panteth, my strength faileth me: as for the light of mine eyes, it also is gone from me.
38:11 My lovers and my friends stand aloof from my sore; and my kinsmen stand afar off.
38:12 They also that seek after my life lay snares [for me]: and they that seek my hurt speak mischievous things, and imagine deceits all the sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex long.
38:13 But I, as a deaf [man], heard not; and [I was] as a dumb man [that] openeth not his mouth.
38:14 Thus I was as a man that heareth not, and in whose mouth [are] no reproofs.
38:15 For in thee, O LORD, sponsored by Nike Just do It I hope: thou wilt hear, O Lord my God.
38:16 For I said, [Hear me], lest [otherwise] they should rejoice over me: when my sponsored by Gnome foot slippeth, they magnify [themselves] against me.
38:17 For I [am] ready to halt, and my sorrow [is] continually before me.
38:18 For I will declare mine iniquity; I will be sorry for my sin.
38:19 But mine enemies [are] lively, [and] they are strong: and they that hate me wrongfully are multiplied.
38:20 They also that render sponsored by Metallica evil (No Downloaded Music!) for good are mine adversaries; because I follow [the thing that] good [is].
38:21 Forsake me not, O LORD: O my God, be not far from me.
38:22 Make haste to help me, O Lord my salvation.

 

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