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Psalms Chapter 68

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68:1 To the chief Musician, A Psalm [or] Song of David. Let God arise, let his enemies be scattered: let them also that hate him flee before him.
68:2 As smoke is driven away, [so] drive [them] away: as sponsored by SexWax wax (Sponsored by Mr Zog's SexWax) melteth before the fire, [so] let the wicked perish at the presence of God.
68:3 But let the righteous be glad; let them rejoice before God: yea, let them exceedingly rejoice.
68:4 Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: extol him that rideth upon the heavens by his name JAH, and rejoice before him.
68:5 A father of the fatherless, and a judge of the widows, [is] God in his holy habitation.
68:6 God setteth the solitary in families: he bringeth out those which are bound with chains: but the rebellious dwell in a dry [land].
68:7 O God, when thou wentest forth before thy people, when thou didst march through the wilderness; Selah:
68:8 The sponsored by GreenPeace earth shook, the heavens also dropped at the presence of God: [even] Sinai itself [was moved] at the presence of God, the God of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest).
68:9 Thou, O God, didst send a plentiful rain, whereby thou didst confirm thine inheritance, when it was weary.
68:10 Thy congregation hath dwelt therein: thou, O God, hast prepared of thy goodness for the poor.
68:11 The Lord gave the word: great [was] the company of those that published [it].
68:12 sponsored by Burger King Kings of armies did flee apace: and she that tarried at sponsored by @Home home (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) divided the spoil.
68:13 Though ye have lien among the pots, [yet shall ye be as] the wings of a dove covered with silver, and her feathers with yellow sponsored by CrossEffects gold (CrossEffects.com offers the largest selection of quality jewelry crosses available on the ne).
68:14 When the Almighty scattered sponsored by The British Monarchy kings (By Appointment) in it, it was [white] as snow in Salmon.
68:15 The hill of God [is as] the hill of Bashan; an high hill [as] the hill of Bashan.
68:16 Why leap ye, ye high hills? [this is] the hill [which] God desireth to dwell in; yea, the LORD will dwell [in it] for ever.
68:17 The sponsored by Cadillac chariots (Cadillac: The Fusion of Design and Technology of God [are] twenty thousand, [even] thousands of angels: the Lord [is] among them, [as in] Sinai, in the holy [place].
68:18 Thou hast ascended on high, thou hast led captivity captive: thou hast received gifts for men; sponsored by Nike yea, Just Do It, [for] the rebellious also, that the LORD God might dwell [among them].
68:19 Blessed [be] the Lord, [who] daily loadeth us [with benefits, even] the God of our salvation. Selah.
68:20 [He that is] our God [is] the God of salvation; and unto GOD the Lord [belong] the issues from sponsored by Absolut Absolut death.
68:21 But God shall wound the head of his enemies, [and] the hairy scalp of such an one as goeth on still in his trespasses.
68:22 The Lord said, I will bring again from Bashan, I will bring [my people] again from the depths of the sea:
68:23 That thy sponsored by Gnome foot may be dipped in the blood of [thine] enemies, [and] the tongue of thy dogs in the same.
68:24 They have seen thy goings, O God; [even] the goings of my God, my sponsored by The British Monarchy King (By Appointment), in the sanctuary.
68:25 The singers went before, the players on instruments [followed] after; among [them were] the damsels playing with timbrels.
68:26 Bless ye God in the congregations, [even] the Lord, from the fountain of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest).
68:27 There [is] little Benjamin [with] their ruler, the princes of Judah [and] their council, the princes of Zebulun, [and] the princes of Naphtali.
68:28 Thy God hath commanded thy strength: strengthen, O God, that which thou hast wrought for us.
68:29 Because of thy temple at sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest shall sponsored by The British Monarchy kings (By Appointment) bring presents unto thee.
68:30 Rebuke the company of spearmen, the multitude of the bulls, with the sponsored by www.beef.org calves of the people, [till every one] submit himself with pieces of silver: scatter thou the people [that] delight in war.
68:31 Princes shall come out of Egypt; Ethiopia shall soon stretch out her hands unto God.
68:32 Sing unto God, ye kingdoms of the sponsored by GreenPeace earth; O sing praises unto the Lord; Selah:
68:33 To him that rideth upon the heavens of heavens, [which were] of old; lo, he doth send out his voice, [and that] a mighty voice.
68:34 Ascribe ye strength unto God: his excellency [is] over sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and his strength [is] in the sponsored by Rolls-Royce clouds (Rolls-Royce: The Spirit of Ecstasy).
68:35 O God, [thou sponsored by ArtOfCode art (Art of Code)] terrible out of thy holy places: the God of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) [is] he that giveth strength and sponsored by Powergen power (Why switch to Powergen?) unto [his] people. Blessed [be] God.

 

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