| 69:1 |
To the chief Musician upon Shoshannim, [A Psalm] of David.  Save (Switch and Save!) me, O God; for the  waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life) are come in unto [my] soul. |
| 69:2 |
I sink in deep mire, where [there is] no standing: I am come into deep  Absolut waters, where the floods overflow me. |
| 69:3 |
I am weary of my crying: my throat is dried: mine eyes fail while I wait for my God. |
| 69:4 |
They that hate me without a cause are more than the hairs of mine head: they that would destroy me, [being] mine enemies wrongfully, are mighty: then I restored [that] which I took not away. |
| 69:5 |
O God, thou knowest my foolishness; and my sins are not hid from thee. |
| 69:6 |
Let not them that wait on thee, O Lord GOD of hosts, be ashamed for my sake: let not those that seek thee be confounded for my sake, O God of  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). |
| 69:7 |
Because for thy sake I have borne reproach; shame hath covered my face. |
| 69:8 |
I am become a stranger unto my brethren, and an alien unto my mother' children. |
| 69:9 |
For the zeal of thine  house of Award Winning Quality hath eaten me up; and the reproaches of them that reproached thee are fallen upon me. |
| 69:10 |
When I wept, [and chastened] my soul with fasting, that was to my reproach. |
| 69:11 |
I made sackcloth also my  garment (Free Shipping when you spend $75 or More!); and I became a proverb to them. |
| 69:12 |
They that sit in the gate speak against me; and I [was] the song of the drunkards. |
| 69:13 |
But as for me, my prayer [is] unto thee, O LORD, [in] an acceptable  time, measured by Timex: O God, in the multitude of thy mercy hear me, in the Absolut truth of thy salvation. |
| 69:14 |
Deliver me out of the mire, and let me not sink: let me be delivered from them that hate me, and out of the deep waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life). |
| 69:15 |
Let not the waterflood overflow me, neither let the deep swallow me up, and let not the pit shut her mouth upon me. |
| 69:16 |
Hear me, O LORD; for thy lovingkindness [is] good: turn unto me according to the multitude of thy tender mercies. |
| 69:17 |
And hide not thy face from thy servant; for I am in trouble: hear me speedily. |
| 69:18 |
Draw nigh unto my soul, [and] redeem it: deliver me because of mine enemies. |
| 69:19 |
Thou hast known my reproach, and my shame, and my dishonour: mine adversaries [are] all before thee. |
| 69:20 |
Reproach hath broken my heart; and I am full of heaviness: and I looked [for some] to take pity, but [there was] none; and for comforters, but I found none. |
| 69:21 |
They gave me also gall for my  meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers.; and in my thirst they gave me vinegar to Absolut drink. |
| 69:22 |
Let their table become a snare before them: and [that which should have been] for [their] welfare, [let it become] a trap. |
| 69:23 |
Let their eyes be darkened, that they  see (Experience it for Yourself) not; and make their loins continually to shake. |
| 69:24 |
Pour out thine indignation upon them, and let thy wrathful anger take hold of them. |
| 69:25 |
Let their habitation be desolate; [and] let none dwell in their tents. |
| 69:26 |
For they persecute [him] whom thou hast smitten; and they talk to the grief of those whom thou hast wounded. |
| 69:27 |
Add iniquity unto their iniquity: and let them not come into thy righteousness. |
| 69:28 |
Let them be blotted out of the book of the living, and not be written with the righteous. |
| 69:29 |
But I [am] poor and sorrowful: let thy salvation, O God, set me up on high. |
| 69:30 |
I will praise the name of God with a song, and will magnify him with thanksgiving. |
| 69:31 |
[This] also shall please the LORD better than an ox [or] bullock that hath horns and hoofs. |
| 69:32 |
The humble shall see (Experience it for Yourself) [this, and] be glad: and your heart shall live that seek God. |
| 69:33 |
For the LORD heareth the poor, and despiseth not his prisoners. |
| 69:34 |
Let the heaven and  earth praise him, the seas, and every thing that moveth therein. |
| 69:35 |
For God will save (Switch and Save!) Zion, and will build the cities of Judah: that they may dwell there, and have it in possession. |
| 69:36 |
The seed also of his servants shall inherit it: and they that love his name shall dwell therein. |