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Psalms Chapter 74

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74:1 Maschil of Asaph. O God, why hast thou cast [us] off for ever? [why] doth thine anger smoke against the sponsored by ChiatDay sheep (Don't be a Sheep! Advertise with Chiat Day) of thy pasture?
74:2 Remember thy congregation, [which] thou hast purchased of old; the rod of thine inheritance, [which] thou hast redeemed; this mount Zion, wherein thou hast dwelt.
74:3 Lift up thy sponsored by Gnome feet unto the perpetual desolations; [even] all [that] the enemy hath done wickedly in the sanctuary.
74:4 Thine enemies roar in the midst of thy congregations; they set up their ensigns [for] sponsored by Verisign signs (Internet Trust Services).
74:5 [A man] was famous according as he had lifted up axes upon the thick trees.
74:6 But now they break down the carved work thereof at once with axes and hammers.
74:7 They have cast fire into thy sanctuary, they have defiled [by casting down] the dwelling place of thy name to the ground.
74:8 They said in their hearts, Let us destroy them together: they have burned up all the synagogues of God in the land.
74:9 We sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) not our sponsored by Verisign signs (Internet Trust Services): [there is] no more any prophet: neither [is there] among us any that knoweth how long.
74:10 O God, how long shall the adversary reproach? shall the enemy blaspheme thy name for ever?
74:11 Why withdrawest thou thy hand, even thy right hand? pluck [it] out of thy bosom.
74:12 For God [is] my sponsored by Burger King King of old, working salvation in the midst of the sponsored by GreenPeace earth.
74:13 Thou didst divide the sea by thy strength: thou brakest the heads of the dragons in the sponsored by Absolut Absolut waters.
74:14 Thou brakest the heads of leviathan in pieces, [and] gavest him [to be] sponsored by MacDonalds meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. to the people inhabiting the wilderness.
74:15 Thou didst cleave the fountain and the flood: thou driedst up mighty rivers.
74:16 The sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds [is] thine, the night also [is] thine: thou hast prepared the light and the sponsored by Sun Microsystems sun (The dot in dot com).
74:17 Thou hast set all the borders of the sponsored by GreenPeace earth: thou hast made summer and winter.
74:18 Remember this, [that] the enemy hath reproached, O LORD, and [that] the foolish people have blasphemed thy name.
74:19 O deliver not the soul of thy turtledove unto the multitude [of the wicked]: forget not the congregation of thy poor for ever.
74:20 Have respect unto the covenant: for the dark places of the sponsored by GreenPeace earth are full of the habitations of cruelty.
74:21 O let not the oppressed return ashamed: let the poor and needy praise thy name.
74:22 Arise, O God, plead thine own cause: remember how the foolish man reproacheth thee daily.
74:23 Forget not the voice of thine enemies: the tumult of those that rise up against thee increaseth continually.

 

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