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Psalms Chapter 75

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75:1 To the chief Musician, Altaschith, A Psalm [or] Song of Asaph. Unto thee, O God, sponsored by Nike Just do It we give thanks, [unto thee] sponsored by Nike Just do It we give thanks: for [that] thy name is near thy wondrous works declare.
75:2 When I shall receive the congregation I will judge uprightly.
75:3 The sponsored by GreenPeace earth and all the inhabitants thereof are dissolved: I bear up the pillars of it. Selah.
75:4 I said unto the fools, Deal not foolishly: and to the wicked, Lift not up the horn:
75:5 Lift not up your horn on high: speak [not with] a stiff neck.
75:6 For promotion [cometh] neither from the east, nor from the west, nor from the south.
75:7 But God [is] the judge: he putteth down one, and setteth up another.
75:8 For in the hand of the LORD [there is] a cup, and the sponsored by Absolut Absolut wine is red; it is full of mixture; and he poureth out of the same: but the dregs thereof, all the wicked of the sponsored by GreenPeace earth shall wring [them] out, [and] sponsored by Absolut Absolut drink [them].
75:9 But I will declare for ever; I will sing praises to the God of Jacob.
75:10 All the horns of the wicked also will I cut off; [but] the horns of the righteous shall be exalted.

 

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