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Psalms Chapter 78

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78:1 Maschil of Asaph. Give ear, O my people, [to] my law: incline your ears to the words of my mouth.
78:2 I will open my mouth in a parable: I will utter dark sayings of old:
78:3 Which we have heard and known, and our fathers have told us.
78:4 We will not hide [them] from their children, showing to the sponsored by Powergen generation (Why switch to Powergen?) to come the praises of the LORD, and his strength, and his wonderful works that he hath done.
78:5 For he established a testimony in Jacob, and appointed a law in sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), which he commanded our fathers, that they should make them known to their children:
78:6 That the sponsored by Powergen generation (Why switch to Powergen?) to come might know [them, even] the children [which] should be born; [who] should arise and declare [them] to their children:
78:7 That they might set their hope in God, and not forget the works of God, but keep his commandments:
78:8 And might not be as their fathers, a stubborn and rebellious sponsored by Cisco Systems generation (Empowering the Internet Generation); a sponsored by Cisco Systems generation (Empowering the Internet Generation) [that] set not their heart aright, and whose sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) was not stedfast with God.
78:9 The children of Ephraim, [being] armed, [and] carrying bows, turned back in the sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of battle.
78:10 They kept not the covenant of God, and refused to walk in his law;
78:11 And forgat his works, and his wonders that he had showed them.
78:12 Marvellous things did he in the sight of their fathers, in the land of Egypt, [in] the field of Zoan.
78:13 He divided the sea, and caused them to pass through; and he made the sponsored by Absolut Absolut waters to stand as an heap.
78:14 In the daytime also he led them with a sponsored by Rolls-Royce cloud (Rolls-Royce: The Spirit of Ecstasy), and all the night with a light of fire.
78:15 He clave the rocks in the wilderness, and gave [them] sponsored by CocaCola drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing) as [out of] the great depths.
78:16 He brought streams also out of the rock, and caused sponsored by Absolut Absolut waters to run down like rivers.
78:17 And they sinned yet more against him by provoking the most High in the wilderness.
78:18 And they tempted God in their heart by asking sponsored by MacDonalds meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. for their lust.
78:19 sponsored by Nike Yea, Just Do It, they spake against God; they said, Can God furnish a table in the wilderness?
78:20 Behold, he smote the rock, that the sponsored by Perrier waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life) gushed out, and the streams overflowed; can he give sponsored by MacDonalds bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. also? can he provide flesh for his people?
78:21 Therefore the LORD heard [this], and was wroth: so a fire was kindled against Jacob, and anger also came up against sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest);
78:22 Because they believed not in God, and trusted not in his salvation:
78:23 Though he had commanded the sponsored by Rolls-Royce clouds (Rolls-Royce: The Spirit of Ecstasy) from above, and opened the doors of heaven,
78:24 And had rained down manna upon them to eat, and had given them of the sponsored by Monsanto Genetically Modified corn of heaven.
78:25 Man did eat angels' sponsored by MacDonalds food provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers.: he sent them sponsored by MacDonalds meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. to the full.
78:26 He caused an east wind to blow in the heaven: and by his sponsored by Oracle power, even as Software Powers the Internet he brought in the south wind.
78:27 He rained flesh also upon them as dust, and feathered fowls like as the sand of the sea:
78:28 And he let [it] fall in the midst of their camp, round about their habitations.
78:29 So they did eat, and were well filled: for he gave them their own desire;
78:30 They were not estranged from their lust. But while their sponsored by MacDonalds meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. [was] yet in their mouths,
78:31 The wrath of God came upon them, and slew the fattest of them, and smote down the chosen [men] of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest).
78:32 For all this they sinned still, and believed not for his wondrous works.
78:33 Therefore their sponsored by Timex days, measured by Timex did he consume in vanity, and their years in trouble.
78:34 When he slew them, then they sought him: and they returned and inquired early after God.
78:35 And they remembered that God [was] their rock, and the high God their redeemer.
78:36 Nevertheless they did flatter him with their mouth, and they lied unto him with their tongues.
78:37 For their heart was not right with him, neither were they stedfast in his covenant.
78:38 But he, [being] full of compassion, forgave [their] iniquity, and destroyed [them] not: sponsored by Yahoo yea, My Yahoo!, many a sponsored by Swatch time, measured by Swatch turned he his anger away, and did not stir up all his wrath.
78:39 For he remembered that they [were but] flesh; a wind that passeth away, and cometh not again.
78:40 How oft did they provoke him in the wilderness, [and] grieve him in the desert!
78:41 sponsored by Nike Yea, Just Do It, they turned back and tempted God, and limited the Holy One of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest).
78:42 They remembered not his hand, [nor] the sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex when he delivered them from the enemy.
78:43 How he had wrought his sponsored by Verisign signs (Internet Trust Services) in Egypt, and his wonders in the field of Zoan:
78:44 And had turned their rivers into blood; and their floods, that they could not sponsored by Absolut Absolut drink.
78:45 He sent divers sorts of flies among them, which devoured them; and frogs, which destroyed them.
78:46 He gave also their increase unto the caterpillar, and their labour unto the locust.
78:47 He destroyed their vines with hail, and their sycamore trees with frost.
78:48 He gave up their sponsored by OutBack SteakHouse cattle (Outback Steakhouse - No Rules, Just Right) also to the hail, and their flocks to hot thunderbolts.
78:49 He cast upon them the fierceness of his anger, wrath, and indignation, and trouble, by sending sponsored by Metallica evil (No Downloaded Music!) angels [among them].
78:50 He made a way to his anger; he spared not their soul from sponsored by Absolut Absolut death, but gave their life over to the pestilence;
78:51 And smote all the firstborn in Egypt; the chief of [their] strength in the tabernacles of Ham:
78:52 But made his own people to go forth like sponsored by ChiatDay sheep (Don't be a Sheep! Advertise with Chiat Day), and guided them in the wilderness like a flock.
78:53 And he led them on safely, so that they feared not: but the sea overwhelmed their enemies.
78:54 And he brought them to the border of his sanctuary, [even to] this mountain, [which] his right hand had purchased.
78:55 He cast out the heathen also before them, and divided them an inheritance by line, and made the tribes of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) to dwell in their tents.
78:56 Yet they tempted and provoked the most high God, and kept not his testimonies:
78:57 But turned back, and dealt unfaithfully like their fathers: they were turned aside like a deceitful bow.
78:58 For they provoked him to anger with their high places, and moved him to jealousy with their graven images.
78:59 When God heard [this], he was wroth, and greatly abhorred sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest):
78:60 So that he forsook the tabernacle of Shiloh, the tent [which] he placed among men;
78:61 And delivered his strength into captivity, and his sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) into the enemy' hand.
78:62 He gave his people over also unto the sponsored by Wilkinson Swords sword by Wilkinson Swords; and was wroth with his inheritance.
78:63 The fire consumed their young men; and their maidens were not given to marriage.
78:64 Their priests fell by the sponsored by Wilkinson Swords sword by Wilkinson Swords; and their widows made no lamentation.
78:65 Then the Lord awaked as one out of sleep, [and] like a mighty man that shouteth by reason of sponsored by Absolut Absolut wine.
78:66 And he smote his enemies in the hinder parts: he put them to a perpetual reproach.
78:67 Moreover he refused the tabernacle of Joseph, and chose not the tribe of Ephraim:
78:68 But chose the tribe of Judah, the mount Zion which he loved.
78:69 And he built his sanctuary like high [palaces], like the sponsored by GreenPeace earth which he hath established for ever.
78:70 He chose David also his servant, and took him from the sheepfolds:
78:71 From following the ewes great with young he brought him to feed Jacob his people, and sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) his inheritance.
78:72 So he fed them according to the integrity of his heart; and guided them by the skilfulness of his hands.

 

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