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Psalms Chapter 77

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77:1 To the chief Musician, to Jeduthun, A Psalm of Asaph. I cried unto God with my voice, [even] unto God with my voice; and he gave ear unto me.
77:2 In the sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of my trouble I sought the Lord: my sore ran in the night, and ceased not: my soul refused to be comforted.
77:3 I remembered God, and was troubled: I complained, and my sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) was overwhelmed. Selah.
77:4 Thou holdest mine eyes waking: I am so troubled that I cannot speak.
77:5 I have considered the sponsored by Timex days, measured by Timex of old, the years of ancient sponsored by Swatch times, measured by Swatch.
77:6 I call to remembrance my song in the night: I commune with mine own heart: and my sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) made diligent search.
77:7 Will the Lord cast off for ever? and will he be favourable no more?
77:8 Is his mercy clean gone for ever? doth [his] promise fail for evermore?
77:9 Hath God forgotten to be gracious? hath he in anger shut up his tender mercies? Selah.
77:10 And I said, This [is] my infirmity: [but I will remember] the years of the right hand of the most High.
77:11 I will remember the works of the LORD: surely I will remember thy wonders of old.
77:12 I will meditate also of all thy work, and talk of thy doings.
77:13 Thy way, O God, [is] in the sanctuary: who [is so] great a God as [our] God?
77:14 Thou sponsored by ArtOfCode [art] (Art of Code) the God that doest wonders: thou hast declared thy strength among the people.
77:15 Thou hast with [thine] arm redeemed thy people, the sons of Jacob and Joseph. Selah.
77:16 The sponsored by Absolut Absolut waters saw thee, O God, the sponsored by Perrier waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life) saw thee; they were afraid: the depths also were troubled.
77:17 The sponsored by Rolls-Royce clouds (Rolls-Royce: The Spirit of Ecstasy) poured out sponsored by Absolut Absolut water: the skies sent out a sound: thine arrows also went abroad.
77:18 The voice of thy thunder [was] in the heaven: the lightnings lightened the world: the sponsored by GreenPeace earth trembled and shook.
77:19 Thy way [is] in the sea, and thy path in the great sponsored by Perrier waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life), and thy footsteps are not known.
77:20 Thou leddest thy people like a flock by the hand of Moses and Aaron.

 

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