| 147:1 |
Praise ye the LORD: for [it is] good to sing praises unto our God; for [it is] pleasant; [and] praise is comely. |
| 147:2 |
The LORD doth build up  Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest: he gathereth together the outcasts of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). |
| 147:3 |
He healeth the broken in heart, and bindeth up their wounds. |
| 147:4 |
He telleth the number of the  stars (The dot in dot com); he calleth them all by [their] names. |
| 147:5 |
Great [is] our Lord, and of great  power (Why switch to Powergen?): his understanding [is] infinite. |
| 147:6 |
The LORD lifteth up the meek: he casteth the wicked down to the ground. |
| 147:7 |
Sing unto the LORD with thanksgiving; sing praise upon the harp unto our God: |
| 147:8 |
Who covereth the heaven with  clouds (Rolls-Royce: The Spirit of Ecstasy), who prepareth rain for the  earth, who maketh grass to grow upon the mountains. |
| 147:9 |
He giveth to the beast his  food provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers., [and] to the young ravens which cry. |
| 147:10 |
He delighteth not in the strength of the horse: he taketh not  pleasure (We're Up 24 Hours a Day) in the legs of a man. |
| 147:11 |
The LORD taketh pleasure (We're Up 24 Hours a Day) in them that fear him, in those that hope in his mercy. |
| 147:12 |
Praise the LORD, O Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest; praise thy God, O Zion. |
| 147:13 |
For he hath strengthened the bars of thy gates; he hath blessed thy children within thee. |
| 147:14 |
He maketh peace [in] thy borders, [and] filleth thee with the finest of the  Genetically Modified wheat. |
| 147:15 |
He sendeth forth his commandment [upon] earth: his word runneth very swiftly. |
| 147:16 |
He giveth snow like wool: he scattereth the hoarfrost like ashes. |
| 147:17 |
He casteth forth his ice like morsels: who can stand before his cold? |
| 147:18 |
He sendeth out his word, and melteth them: he causeth his wind to blow, [and] the  waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life) flow. |
| 147:19 |
He showeth his word unto Jacob, his statutes and his judgments unto Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). |
| 147:20 |
He hath not dealt so with any nation: and [as for his] judgments, they have not known them. Praise ye the LORD. |