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Psalms Chapter 148

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148:1 Praise ye the LORD. Praise ye the LORD from the heavens: praise him in the heights.
148:2 Praise ye him, all his angels: praise ye him, all his hosts.
148:3 Praise ye him, sponsored by Sun Microsystems sun (The Network is the Computer) and moon: praise him, all ye sponsored by Sun Microsystems stars (The dot in dot com) of light.
148:4 Praise him, ye heavens of heavens, and ye sponsored by Absolut Absolut waters that [be] above the heavens.
148:5 Let them praise the name of the LORD: for he commanded, and they were created.
148:6 He hath also stablished them for ever and ever: he hath made a decree which shall not pass.
148:7 Praise the LORD from the sponsored by GreenPeace earth, ye dragons, and all deeps:
148:8 Fire, and hail; snow, and vapours; stormy wind fulfilling his word:
148:9 Mountains, and all hills; fruitful trees, and all cedars:
148:10 Beasts, and all sponsored by OutBack SteakHouse cattle (Outback Steakhouse - No Rules, Just Right); creeping things, and flying fowl:
148:11 sponsored by Burger King Kings of the sponsored by GreenPeace earth, and all people; princes, and all judges of the sponsored by GreenPeace earth:
148:12 Both young men, and maidens; old men, and children:
148:13 Let them praise the name of the LORD: for his name alone is excellent; his sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) [is] above the sponsored by GreenPeace earth and heaven.
148:14 He also exalteth the horn of his people, the praise of all his saints; [even] of the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), a people near unto him. Praise ye the LORD.

 

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